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The Life Changer By Khadija Abubakar Jalli – Chapter 1-9 (Complete Book)
The Life Changer Chapter One
They were waiting for Daddy.
I paused outside their door.
The laughter was cheerful. It was also infectious. It began as a silent chuckle, then slowly it turned into a
mirthful but stilted giggle. Now, it had finally transformed into a full-fledged chortle. I stopped awhile to
listen. My plan was not to eavesdrop. God forbid that I should be that kind of mother who
surreptitiously listened on her children’s private conversation. But there was something about the
laughter that was compelling and arresting.
Bint, my five-year-old daughter, appeared to be the narrative voice. She was telling her two sisters the
story of her classroom encounter with their meddlesome Social Studies teacher the previous week. The
narration was so vivid you could actually visualize what transpired. The teacher believed he knew a little
bit about every subject under the sun, especially French which most of the students found strange. Bint
herself was new in the school.
French was an optional subject even at this level of primary school education. We however encouraged
her to take the option since we believed that language acquisition at an early age came relatively easy
and with minimal effort. And, in any case, French was second to English in the ranking of international
languages, we reckoned.
So it was that the first question the teacher asked was, “Who can tell me how to say Good Morning in
Everybody was silent in the classroom.
“You mean none of you knows how to say Good Morning
Hesitatingly, not without trepidation, Bint raised her hand.
“Yes?” he pointed at her.
Slowly, she stood up.
“What is your name?” the teacher asked. “My name is Bint.”
“So, tell us, Bint, how do you say Good Morning in French?”
“Bonjour,” Bint said.
“That’s very good,” the teacher said, speaking English. “And how do you say that’s very good in French,
teacher?” Bint asked innocently.
“What?” The teacher jerked his head off as if stung by a bee. Then, within a flash, he bolted out of the
classroom only to come back a few minutes later with the French Mistress of the senior classes.
“Ask her,” he told Bint simply.
“How do you say that’s very good in French, Aunty?” Bint asked reverentially.
“C’est tres bien,” the French Mistress replied. “C’est tres bien,” Bint repeated confidently.
The class began clapping and laughing at the same time. The class teacher followed the French Mistress
out and didn’t come back till after the break.
Meanwhile the whole class as one surrounded Bint and started clapping and singing going round her in
cheer and joy. They seemed to have known instinctively that Bint was destined for bigger things. Who
else but a genius would ask a question the teacher could not answer?.
“I got them. I really got them,” Bint was saying excitedly to her siblings. I found myself laughing silently.
Before I got carried away, I let myself unobtrusively into the room. They were used to my impromptu
barging. One reason I used to go in unannounced was to keep them on their toes where issues of
personal hygiene were concerned. The second reason was that we were used to keeping each other
company. These formed the rationale for my periodic checking of their room to ensure that they learned
the basic norms of maintaining the cleanliness of their room at an early age and to get used to my
presence. My own grandmother used to tell us when we were young that what you teach a child is like
writing on a rock and when dried, it would be difficult to erase. I seldom miss an opportunity to make
them see the lesson in an experience. They learned to respect my opinion over most of their matters
and I tried not to be unnecessarily didactic when it came to correction or giving instructions. This
cemented our mutual trust.
“I am so proud of you, Bint,” I said as I wedged myself between Bint and Jamila, her immediate elder
sister. They were all seated by the edge of the bed and looked up at me as if my intrusion had all along
“Thank you, mummy.” Bint said as she nestled even closer to me. She was my last child and
consequently the darling of the entire family. My first child was Omar. He was the first child and only
male. Between Omar and Bint there is such great affinity that no one dared frown at her intransigence,
no matter how great, if he was around.
And all of them called me mummy. They didn’t call me Mama, a title every child in my community used
for their mother. They couldn’t call me Ummi, which was my name at home, which incidentally also
meant mummy. It actually translated to My Mother in Arabic, because I was named after my paternal
grandmother. So I was Ummi to everybody else, and Mummy to my children and their friends. Except
Omar who insisted on calling me Mum. I was never particular about how I was addressed. What I always
insisted was respect for each other, and for one another.
“Listen, young girls, all Mallam Salihu was trying to do was to practice his small French thereby trying to
perfect it. You should give him a break. Moreover, he is humble enough to accept that he does not know.
Another teacher would frown his face and tell you au revoir means welcome whether you like it or not.
Your knowledge to the contrary would mean nothing to him.
“But au revoir means ‘goodbye until we meet again’, mummy.”
Bint was quick to point out.
“I know my dear, but if the teacher is angry he can tell you any word means whatever he wants it to
“That would not be fair.”
“It is also not fair to push your teachers beyond what they know.”
“They are the ones who act as if they know everything, mummy.” When our conversation got that
animated, my children seemed to forget that I was also a teacher. I never bothered reminding them. The
spontaneity of the discussion was what made it interesting. And if you attempted to interrupt, you
would destroy the flow of the discussion.
Teemah, my second child, opened her mouth to say something and paused.
Just then, there was this loud knock on the door. Before he was asked to come in, Omar pushed open
the door and jumped on me.
“I made it, mum, I made it!”
His sisters all stood up as one and began asking, “What did you make?”
“I made it to the university, dears. Bint, your big brother is a university student.”
They screamed and shouted and ululated.
The news came as a pleasant surprise to them. And especially to me. Nobody knew where Omar was
going when he left home earlier that morning. To say the truth, he was looking rather anxious when he
came to greet me in the morning. He was dressed in blue jeans and white shirt. His skin cut hair style
contrasted beautifully with his side burns which he kept clean and trim. He had always been a
precocious child. To look at him, you would think he was well into his twenties. But Omar was just
eighteen. My singular thrill with Omar was that he was always decently dressed and clean. This pleased
me beyond measure.
Now, I was even more pleased when he thrust the admission letter from Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board to me. The Board was popularly known by its acronym, JAMB. Indeed, even at my
time it was not inconceivable that there were some undergraduate students who never knew what the
acronym stood for. Let alone now. Anyhow, I took the letter and read it. My son was given admission to
study Law at the Kongo Campus of Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.
This was exhilarating.
This was all his father dreamt of.
My husband had wanted to read Law himself but providence dictated he read accounting.
“Big Bros, what course did they give you?” Teemah, my first daughter, and therefore Omar’s immediate
younger sister asked. “Look here, young lady, call me with respect. To you, and everybody in this house,
except mum and dad of course, all of you should now call me My Learned Brother. In the school we call
each other My Learned Colleague. So, since you are not my colleagues you call me My Learned Brother!”
“Indeed! This is called running before learning to crawl!” Teemah laughed.
“Can you hear yourself?” Jamila said to her brother.
“Just call yourself Omar Esquire,” Teemah said.
“Mum, your daughters are plain jealous.” “Indeed,” Teemah managed to muster all the affectionate
sarcasm in that single word.
“Big Bros, congratulations,” Bint said, turning to her brother to give him a hug.
“Thank you, my dear. For you there is an exception. Call me whatever you want. But those belligerent
sisters of yours… let me just catch them calling my name anyhow. We will take them to court.”
They all burst into laughter.
“Wow, I am really so happy for you. Let your father come home. There would be a grand celebration
today,” I said tactlessly.
I knew my utterance was tactless because as soon as I said that, my face was besieged by eight
expectant ears, all wanting to know what I had in mind and how the celebration was going to be and
“First, let us wait for your father’s return. He closes at five o’clock in the evening and arrives home later.
You know that his is the only bank in this community.”
“It’s okay, mum. But tell your children, especially that blabbermouth called Teemah, that nobody should
tell Dad about this admission before me,” Omar said.
“Why is that?” I asked.
“He promised to upgrade my torchlight phone to a smart android phone.”
“That’s not true, mum,” Teemah said. “There’s no way Daddy would promise him smart phone while he
leaves us with this torch light phone!” Teemah’s protest elicited such laughter that for a moment I
forgot what the bickering was about. “Mum, you see plain jealousy. Envy. That’s what’s stopping
Teemah from growing tall.”
I allowed them to chastise one another a while before ruling that whatever their father’s decision would
be, either on the celebration or on the purported phone purchase, would have to wait till the owner of
the house arrived.
“All I asked is that nobody should rush to tell him before hand,”
Omar repeated his request.
“Okay,” I said. “Nobody would be the one to tell him first. As soon as he arrives, you would go and tell
him the good news yourself.”
“Thank you, mum.”
“You are welcome, Omar.”
The room was getting stuffy because we did not turn on the fan. What was I saying? We did not have
light for two days now and the generator was in need of repairs.
“Let’s go outside and sit under the mango tree in the courtyard,” Jamila said, wrenching the words out
of my mouth, “it is very hot in here.”
We trooped out and went to the courtyard. White plastic chairs were already there and Bint and Jamila
began dusting them with an old piece of clothing.
“Yes, Bint. What is it?” “I want to drink zobo.”
“I can buy that for everybody,” Omar said. “Teemah, bring five bottles of zobo.”
“Bring the money first.”
Omar turned to look balefully at me. “You see, mum. Teemah does not even trust me.’ I just sat there
“When it comes to money, Omar,” Teemah said, “do you, even you, do you trust yourself?”
“I sure do.”
“How many times did you take my zobo without paying?”
“That was different. I was not an undergraduate then. Now, you are talking to a potential lawyer. See,
young girl? You’d better watch it. You could be in trouble one day and your only brother here would be
called upon to defend you. I would remind you of this day, believe me.”
“Teemah, go and get the zobo,” I said, “I would pay.”
“Thank you, mum.”
By this time Bint and Jamila were done cleaning the chairs. We sat as close to each other as the white
plastic chairs would allow and waited for Teemah to bring the zobo. There was a very joyous
atmosphere in the air and nobody wanted to spoil it. Then all of a sudden Bint said, “Mummy, tell us a
Before I could answer, Teemah was back with five bottles of zobo on a plastic tray and squatted to serve
That got me thinking. Bint wanted me to tell them a story. But it was a different story that came to my
mind. Omar was going to a new environment. Until now, he had been ensconced in this Lafayette
community of ours. He was going to town. The university was a civilized community, different from ours.
And with so much freedom one didn’t know what to do with it. May be I should tell them about my
experiences in the university. But how interesting could that be? My life before marriage had always
been one dreary thing after another. That surely was not the kind of story someone like Bint, or the
remaining children for that matter, would want to hear. It certainly was not the kind of story my
exuberant son would like to hear. I decided not to bother about any story. Let the story, whatever its
angle or angles, come naturally or not at all. I knew though that since my marriage coincided with my
entry into the university, and so much drama was witnessed then, my children may have a peep into
that life. Like I said, however, I would not make a deliberate effort at personal narration.
We still had like two or three hours before their father returned from work. Me? The joy of a teacher
was that as long as the school was over, she too was free to rest till the next day. I had time. I would ask
Omar about his admission first. How did he go about getting it when no one raised a finger to help him?
“You see, mum,” Omar told me even as his siblings listened. “There is always a silver lining in the cloud.
After I passed SSCE examinations, by no means a small feat, even if I am saying it…” “What do you mean
by that immodest remark? By no means a small feat! Well done William Shakespeare.” That was
Teemah, always looking for her brother’s trouble, as they say. “Mum, tell this big mouth to stop
interrupting a lawyer when he is speaking.” Then he turned to address Teemah herself. “Don’t you know
how many of my colleagues had their exams sat for? Don’t you know how many parents paid big money
to these so called Miracle Centres where no candidate fails their exams? Don’t you think I have a right to
boast of my achievement when I scored seven credits including English and Mathematics at the very first
attempt in my WAEC examination? It is by no means a small feat, my dear sister. Don’t let me curse your
efforts, you hear? I would say yours is soon coming and I would see what you
Teemah sensed Omar was slightly hurt. She stopped taunting him. And he went on with his story.
“After the WAEC results were out, we purchased the JAMB form, filled it online and submitted. While
people were running helter-skelter from one school to another looking for whom to assist them with
their children’s admission, I prayed that I should pass the matriculation exams well. I scored two
hundred and thirty out of four hundred.”
“We know that too. And we never slept the day the result was announced.” That was from Jamila.
Omar ignored her.
“Two days ago my friends called and advised me to check the admission online,” he paused to look
empathically at me. I braced up, knowing what was coming.
“Mum, you see why smart phones are important? Most of my friends knew of their admissions from the
comfort of their bedrooms by simply browsing on their phones. Me? I had to wait two days. So let
Daddy know that. Anyhow, it was worth the wait. I went to the internet café today to check on my
admission status and found my name among the successful candidates. The experience was really
thrilling. But it would have been better still if I just browsed and saw my name in the comfort of my
room.” “It is okay, my son,” I said. “We would see about that phone when Daddy comes back.”
“Meanwhile, do you know the implication of this admission in your life?”
“Sure. It means I have arrived. It means I am at one with members of the intelligentsia.”
I smiled at my son’s naivety. Just an admission letter and he had already become a member of the
intelligentsia. The young, mhm. “Listen, my son. This admission is a life changer for you.
“What does that mean, Mum?”
“It means it changes your life” Teemah said.
“It means more than that, my dear. It means it also changes you.’
“How can it change me?”
“Well, I may not be able to categorically tell you how it can change you. But I know how my admission
changed me.” “How, mum?”
The Life Changer Chapter Two – JAMB novel
It was a bright sunny day and all the people of Lafayette were happy that their daughter, Ummi, was
going to the university. That was more than twenty years ago. My father agreed on the condition that I
got married before I graduated. That was another story. My husband, your father, agreed we should
marry even before I went for my registration. So for me and members of the community, it was double
celebration of sorts.
I didn’t know how right my husband was until I set foot into the university. The first thing that struck me
was the carefree attitude of the people there. Everybody was going about their business without
apparent care in the world. What was even more striking was that it was difficult to tell who was a
student and who was a teacher. I mean, in my secondary school we all had uniforms as students. Only
the teachers were allowed to come in their private dresses.
“Wait, mum. You mean I would not be required to wear uniforms again.”
“Sadly, not for you, my learned friend. You people at the Faculty of Law have what they call dress code
which comprises black trousers, white shirts and black neckties for boys and ditto for girls except that in
place of trousers, the girls wear skirts. But even that is during classes only.”
“It is not so bad after all.”
“No, it isn’t. And, really, it makes you kind of stand out of the crowd. It makes you special in a sense.”
“Then what happened, mummy?” Jamila asked.
“What happened where?”
“After you noticed that students and staff were not dressed differently.” “My dear Jamila, I didn’t say
they were not dressed differently. I said the students were not required to wear uniforms. As for
difference in dressing, that was one of the first things you would notice. And, Omar, you’d better pay
attention here. The way the girls in the university dress leaves very little to the imagination.”
“What does that mean,” Bint asked.
“It means they dress almost naked.”
“This is very serious, mum. And the university allows that? In my school for just wearing the wrong
colour of sandals you would be sent home.”
“Bint, your school is a primary school now. You cannot compare it to the university.”
“I know Bint is wondering, discipline and decency should be permanent aspects of human character.
They should not be limited to a certain level or category of schooling,” Omar said. “This interruption
would not help us, children. I thought I was telling you about my reaction to this freedom of dressing
when I first entered the university. No more interference, please. Let me tell you guys our experience
Salma was a fair complexioned girl, tall, slim and rather busty. That last was obvious to see even to some
of us who were recently married. The tight-fitting clothes she wore made you wonder how long it took
her to wiggle herself into them. She had on very dark sunshades which accentuated her formidable
appearance. The young men around were openly ogling her while the few of us ladies belonging to the
old school even then, pretended not to notice her.
We were at the Faculty registration office. The lecturer in charge had taken ages to come and when he
did he was taking eternity to start. No one entered the office after him and we stood in the queue for
like an hour without movement.
This Salma of a girl had come barely fifteen minutes and she was all over the place grumbling about the
ineptitude of the registration officers, the so called university lecturers. “They are, all of them,
inconsiderate,” she declared. “They are so heartless it is hard to imagine they have children at home.”
She was last on the queue but would not stay at her place. One young man addressed her politely and
said, “Young lady, some of these people have been here for far longer than you have been and are
patient enough to wait for the lecturer to get ready so they could all proceed to the next level of the
“You don’t know these people as I do,” Salma said. “If you wait here that is how they would keep you till
dusk doing nothing. They have nothing to do but to frustrate you.
They are like the policeman at the checkpoint. If they stop you with unnecessary queries, it is not so
much because they want bribe, this is a given, but sometimes they want to delay you as long as possible
to keep them company till the next vehicle arrives. It can be so lonely manning the road as a policeman.”
“You mean there is no difference between your lecturers and the policemen on the road?” the young
man asked. “They are all the same. In fact you are better off with the policeman because at once you know where
you are with him. Whether you are right or wrong, just grease his palms and he would allow you to pass.
With lecturers you do not even know where you stand. As a boy they would ask you for money; as a girl
they would ask you for a date.”
“Just like that?”
“What do you mean just like that? Of course, it is in return for a favour desired. Like the monkey in this
office, whoever he is… I mean, you cannot just leave people standing on the queue while you are inside
doing nothing. So if I have the opportunity, I would just go in, give him two or three thousand naira to
pocket and he would attend to me.”
“You are sure about that, my dear?”
“Sure. But why are you asking me so many questions?” Salma removed her sunshades and looked
intently at the young man interrogating her. “I just find your allegation a trifle sweeping. Too general, if
you ask me.” “You don’t know these lecturers as I do. This is not my first university, you know.”
“I can imagine,” the man said.
“Just now, you were saying if we allow you to go in you could influence the man to get the registration
“Yes, please. Money moves mountains,” Salma said. “I thought it was faith, in the original.”
“Never mind,” Salma said, putting her glasses back on.
The man cleared his throat and addressed us, “Ladies and gentlemen, can we please allow this… What is
your name?” He turned to Salma.
“Ladies and gentlemen, can we please allow Salma Mohammed here to precede us to see the lecturer
so that the registration can get started?”
“Yes.” We all answered in unison. Just then, the lecturer’s door opened and the man inside came out
with wet duster in his hand. He turned and locked the office.
We all kept quiet. Baffled.
“The office is ready now, sir,” the man said, turning to address no other person than the young man who
had been engaging Salma in conversation.
I did not understand what was happening at first. No one did. Meanwhile, Salma had removed her
glasses for the second time and was looking at the young man strangely. Speechlessly.
Comprehension dawned on us almost at once.
Everybody kept quiet.
The man with the duster stretched out his hand and gave the young man the office key.
“Thank you, John,” the young man said.
“Is there anything more you want me to do, sir?” “No, John. Just try to be faster with the cleaning job. It
is not good to keep our new students waiting, you know.”
“I am sorry, sir. I am sorry, my dear students.” John turned and hurriedly walked away from the scene.
All eyes were now on the young lecturer who had all along been staying with us and was enduring what
we were going through as his office was being cleaned.
As for Salma, she just stood there shivering like some rain drenched chicken.
The man calmly walked by us, opened his office and before he entered said, “Please be orderly. We
would soon be done with the screening exercise. Maintain the first come, first served order. Thank you.”
He disappeared into the office.
All eyes now turned to Salma.
She was suddenly bereft of words. She was fidgeting and was busy looking at the design of her shoes all
the remaining period till my turn came and I entered to be screened.
Within a very short time I was done and I proceeded to the department for my matriculation number
and other matters. I did not see Salma again till some few months into the semester.
“Wow. That was thrilling.” Teemah was beside herself with laughter.
“Just wait till I tell you what happened during my departmental registration.
“What happened, Mum?” Omar asked.
I was not to know what transpired before I came to departmental office. The secretary was busy hitting
away at her computer. She was visibly a woman of few words. She raised her head, assessed that I was a
new student and asked what she could do for me.
I said I was there for my matric number.
She just nodded towards the door beside her. On it was written HOD. I knocked timidly at the door and
“Come in,” came the rasp reply.
I went in and was shocked to find that the HOD here was also a very young person. He sat resplendent
behind his mighty desk and was scribbling away on some paper as I entered. He stopped writing and
looked up. I saw at once that he had tribal marks which were rare in these times. They betrayed his
ancestral origin. He was obviously an Igala person or Yoruba. I had no doubt about that. The crucifix
dangling across his chest from the necklace he wore told me his religious inclination. I was instantly filled
with apprehension without knowing why.
“Yes, young lady, what can I do for you?” he asked. “I am a new student, sir. I came for my matric
number.” I was still standing.
“Sit down, my dear.”
I sat down.
I know that I would always pass a test on etiquette. You are in a person’s office, you never sit down even
if there are a hundred other unoccupied seats until you are invited to sit. For some reason, I found his
endearing salutation slightly discomforting. You do not just go about calling everybody your dear.
Unless he meant something. I was immediately on my guard. The kind of things I heard Salma say about
university lecturers filled me with foreboding. Of course the young lecturer who talked to her was
humble and nice. That ought to have dispelled my doubts. But it did not. I still had some reservations.
The name pennon on his desk said simply, SAMUEL JOHNSON, PhD. “You are among the first to report
for registration,” he said.
“Yes, sir.” I responded, wishing he would just assign me my number and get done with it.
“What is your name?” he asked as he pulled a file towards himself. We were still analogue then. But I do
not think a lot of things have changed since my schooling days, concerning record keeping, I mean.
“My name is Ummi Ahmad,” I said.
He nodded into his file then casually asked me if I needed something to
“No, thank you sir,” I said rather too quickly.
Suddenly the office was becoming oppressive. I developed an instant, irrepressible feeling of
claustrophobia. Why would your Head of Department offer you a drink just because you went for
registration? This was how it got started. I decided to tell him I was married but I quickly changed my
mind. One thing I learnt in life is never to volunteer information unless specifically asked.
“You look beautiful and decent in your attire,” he said as he stood up to come and sit on the sofa near
the visitor’s chair, where I was seated.
This was too much, I thought. Why would he be trying to make conversation with me when all I wanted
was the matric number? Suddenly the image of Salma loomed over my face. I could hear her saying all
lecturers are the same. If you are a boy they ask you for money, and if you are a girl they ask you for a
Surely this man would not be trying to make a pass at me. What was his business with my attire? I knew
I was not wearing my hijab, but I was dressed in such a way that even those wearing the hijab would
wish they were that covered. Of course my entire face was exposed. I did not think there was anything
wrong with that. Indeed, my husband and I had since come to the conclusion that the recalcitrant male
would always misbehave irrespective of what the woman wears. This put me on my guard.
“Our students should emulate your style of dressing. I hope you are as intelligent upstairs as you are
decent in appearance. You are better than I imagined.” Something was wrong either with my hearing or
with the man seated beside me on the sofa. He looked every inch responsible. Yet I could not make head
or tail of what he was blabbering about.
All I wanted was to get out of that office.
You are better than I imagined. What the hell was the meaning of that? “Sir, please can I have my matric
number now? I am pressed.” That last was a lie. I just wanted him to let me go. His response shocked me.
“No problem, my dear, you can use my toilet.”
“No, sir. It is not allowed,”
“Who disallowed it? This is my office, remember?”
“Unless of course if you were not pressed in the first place.” “No, I was…I am. Ok. Thank you, sir.” I was
totally confused. I knew it was improper what I said. And now I was committed. He stood up and went
and sat behind his desk, perchance to give me room to manoeuvre and enter the toilet.
I mustered enough courage and entered the toilet.
I came out a few moments later after flushing the toilet. It made a satisfactory gurgling noise which to
my ear convinced the man that I must have discharged something. Still the feeling was uncomfortable.
Indeed it was very embarrassing. I am not sure if I would be able to face the man again.
He was buried in the file before him. I told myself that I had enough embarrassment for one day. With or
without the number I was leaving.
“Here is your matric number,” he said, as if reading my thoughts. “You are UG0001. I pray as you are the
first here, you would be the first in everything.” For some reason I was genuinely angry with this
surreptitious overture. “Thank you,” I said almost rudely and made my way out of the office. He still
found it necessary to send his secretary after me to inform me that I had to proceed to the 100 Level
Coordinator for further registration.
I distinctly remember seeing him smile as I left his office. I was too angry to make anything of the smile
at the time.
“But why were you angry, mummy?” Bint asked curiously.
“To tell you the truth I really didn’t know then. With knowledge of hindsight now, I think I was angrier at
myself than I was at him because, really he didn’t say or do anything rude that would warrant such
“So what happened after you saw the Coordinator.”
My registration went on smoothly from that moment on and by the end of the day, that was around
four o’clock in the evening, I was thoroughly exhausted.
I took a tricycle home.
“And what is a tricycle, mummy?” Bint asked.
“Keke Napep.” Teemah replied her curtly. “Continue, mummy.”
By the time I got home your father was not yet back from the office. hurriedly prepared his dinner which
he normally took early and had my bath.
When he returned, I waited for him to eat and rest and I was about to start narrating the story of my
first day in the university when he said, “You just can’t be too sure with people these days.”
“Yes, dear. What happened?”
“Mhm. It is a long story. It has to do with our neighbour.”
“Which of them?”
“The quiet one.”
“The quiet one? That man cannot harm a fly?”
“You never know with people, my dear.” Suddenly, that expression reminded me of my experience at
the office of the HOD earlier.
“Yes,” I said, “You never know with people. Imagine what happened to me in school today?” He seemed
to suddenly remember.
“I am sorry, sweetheart, what happened in the school? Please forgive me. I forgot to ask.”
I told him nothing much happened. Then I went ahead to narrate my registration experience that
morning. From the long queue at the first registration point, to the Salma incident and down to the
HOD’s office. I left nothing out. Indeed as I told him about the HOD I supplied additional commentary on
the incident. I did not bother hiding my anger.
My husband was listening to me with a bemused expression on his face.
I didn’t quite understand his facial expression.
“What is his name?” my husband asked.
“I cannot really remember, dear. Why?”
“Is it Dr. Samuel Johnson?”
I was shocked.
“Yes,” I said, simply.
“Is his face scarified?”
I looked blankly at him.
“I mean, does he have tribal marks on his face?” “Yes, he has. He looks like an Igala or a Yoruba man. Do
you know him?”
My husband doubled up in feats of laughter, he almost fell out of his chair. Then he got hold of himself
and affected a seriousness which I knew he did not feel and looked almost pitifully at me.
“He is Yoruba,” he said. “That is Dr. Samjohn, alright. He is my friend.”
I stared open-mouthed at my husband.
He saw the surprise on my face and added, “Actually, he was the one who
assisted me with your admission.”
The Life Changer Chapter by Khadija Abubakar – Three (3)
There was a long interminable silence in my narration. I could sense my children wanted to ask a
thousand and one questions. But each and every one of them was lost in their own thoughts. In fact
their silence reminded me of my own silence twenty years ago when my husband made that revelation.
For a long while I could not utter a single word. Then, after what seemed like eternity, I sighed and told
my husband to go to Dr. Samjohn and personally apologise on my behalf. I could not see myself going
back to the school to face my HOD after my inexcusable behaviour.
My husband understood my plight and agreed. The next week when I chanced upon Dr. Samjohn on the
corridor, he greeted me jovially as if nothing ever happened. But then, he was right. Nothing ever
happened. It took a while for me to wrestle with my conscience and convince myself that indeed
nothing happened. And life went on as usual.
“Mum, what about the quiet one?” Omar asked.
“The quiet one? Oh, the story my husband told me about our neighbour?” “Yes, mummy let’s hear that
one.” All my girls seemed eager to hear that story.
I stood up to let the blood circulate to my lower limbs then resumed my seat and recounted to them the
story of the quiet one as my husband told me.
I looked at Omar in the face and told him that the tale I was about to tell would be more relevant to him
since he was the one leaving our tiny community to a bigger city. He should not judge people on the face
value. Never judge a book by its cover. And he must learn to trust sparingly. You do not just trust
everybody you meet.
I reminded them that in our little town, almost everyone knew everyone else. In Lafayette, the tradition
had since been established that no stranger was hosted or given accommodation without the
knowledge and approval of the District Head, the Hakimi. The wisdom of this tradition was to ensure
that no criminal or fugitive from justice was harboured or accommodated in the village. Our culture of
neighbourliness was superlative.
This was contrary to what obtained in the town. In the town everybody came and went as they pleased.
Indeed, it was not inconceivable that two people living on the same street, or even next door
neighbours could live for years without knowing who the other person was. In Lafayette the story was
different. Everybody knew everybody else. In the case of the quiet one, everybody knew when he was
born, or more precisely the circumstance of his birth.
His parents were bona fide citizens of Lafayette and they were known to be a very pious and humble
couple. For several years after they were married they did not have children. It appeared, so the elders
said, when they were about giving up, they consulted the services of a formidable boka, a traditional
medicine man, and their wishes were granted. People give different interpretations to what actually
While some believed that the boka gave them some potent concoction for instant fertility, others
believed that he was indeed the one who fathered the child. In either case, Talle was the result. He was
called Talle on account that shortly after his birth, his mother died. Thus the secret of how he was
fathered remained a secret. His father married another woman who also did not give birth to any child.
So she helped in the upbringing of Talle.
Talle was not called the quiet one at birth. It was his reticent nature while growing up that earned him
the title. He was never known to have engaged in fisticuffs with anyone even as a young lad. He
withdrew into himself. And this silent character stood him in good stead whenever issues of
responsibility arose in the community. He was barely twenty years old when he lost both his father and
stepmother in a car accident. This compounded his state and he withdrew further into himself.
Talle was alone. Literally alone. He had no one to consult or to speak to. No one knew what he did with
his evenings and nights, but from eight o’clock in the morning to four o’clock in the evening, he would
go to work at the Local Government Office, where he served as a driver.
At the office, he was always on the first row during prayers. He was so dedicated to his piety that people
actually believed that there was something about him that indicated holiness. Talle never argued on any
issues; he hardly disagreed with anyone even if he was right. He never raised his voice on any one. That
was how he got the appellation of the quiet one.
Then one day, just one day, things stopped being quiet for Talle.
He had unwittingly established a pattern in his market purchases over the years to the extent that the
grocery stores he patronized knew at once what he was coming to buy. It thus became curious when
suddenly the grocers discovered for over a week now, Talle’s requirement doubled. The people knew he
was alone and could not possibly consume all the items he was buying all by himself. One of them
thought it was wise to call the attention of the District Head.
When Talle was summoned, he gave himself away by his very inability to answer the simple questions
put forward by the Hakimi, the District Head. The session began ordinarily but ended with a sad
dramatic twist. “What did you buy in the market today, Talle?” the Hakimi asked.
“It was, er. a few, er, a few measures of rice and some palm oil.” Talle was fidgety and seemed suddenly
ill at ease.
“What precisely did you need a few measures of rice for? Your customer here said you used to buy just a
measure which lasts you a few days. The measure of gari you also used to buy suddenly doubled.”
“Yes, Your Highness. But I just thought I should buy plenty so I would not suffer want in the event I have
“So where do you get all the money to make these purchases now?” Talle bowed his head and
studiously looked at the ground, the posture of an archaeologist who suddenly had a gut feeling that
something precious was hidden under the very ground he stood on. He stood there mute.
The people were getting restless. They seemed to think as one that this was the one moment when the
silence of the quiet one was not a virtue. He had better speak.
Just then there was a loud commotion coming from outside the gate of the District Head. There was a
loud siren, as of a police vehicle or that of a military escort which came to stop outside the entrance of
the Hakimi’s residence. In fact, it was not one, but three police vans that came to stop outside the gate.
The villagers were first mesmerised by this rare forceful movement and they became alarmed. It was an
unholy sight. And given the speed with which they came and parked before the entrance of the Hakimi’s
residence, the whole thing spelt something ominous. This had never happened in the history of
Lafayette community. People thus surged to find out what was going on.
On hearing the siren from outside, Talle sprang up and bolted into the Hakimi’s house. The courtiers
pursued him and brought him back. This act of attempting to run, confirmed to the people that if
nothing else, Talle was guilty of something. But guilty of what? Nobody knew.
“What’s wrong with you man? Why are you suddenly scared of a siren?” one of the courtiers asked.
Before Talle could respond, three policemen, armed to the teeth, barged in on the Hakimi and his
“Is this the palace of Hakimin Lafayette?” one of the mean looking policemen asked. “Yes.” The Hakimi
replied simply and added, “I am the Hakimi.”
“We are looking for one of your subjects in connection with kidnapping, armed robbery and extortion.”
“That is impossible,” the Hakimi said. “We are a quiet and peace loving people here. Our community has
never apprehended even a common thief, let alone a kidnapper.”
“Well, well, we learnt differently.” The policeman turned to one of his colleagues and said, “Go and
bring Zaki in here.”
“Zaki?” Everybody was shocked as Talle repeated the name. He swooned and fell. Those who observed
at close range noticed that he actually urinated on his person. “Do you have a person named Talle in this
“Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihir raji’un.” The Courtier said. “We did not ask you for any supplication, the
police officer said sarcastically.
“That was more of a pious resignation to reality,” the Hakimi said and added, “It means from Allah we
came and unto him is our returning.” “Let your man spare me his Arabic lessons. Do you have a guy
named Talle here or don’t you? And why is this guy sprawled on the floor?” the policeman was
impatience personified. He did not even give the Hakimi the respect strangers supposed to accord him.
“That is the Talle you are asking after?” one of the courtiers volunteered.
“Oh, in that case our search is over.” The policeman now turned to the Hakimi and said, “Who can take
us to his house?” “He will do that himself. But what is all this about?” “We told you that this man is an
accessory to kidnapping and extortion.”
Just then, the other policeman that was sent to bring Zaki came back dragging an obviously battered
Zaki who was chained arms and legs. On the sight of the chained and manacled Zaki, Talle doubled over
and, if that were possible, fainted a second time.
“Get up, my friend,” the policeman said curtly brandishing a kick at Talle’s middle.
Talle staggered up and immediately began declaring his innocence.
“Believe me, officer, I am innocent.” Talle said. “It was Zaki’s idea. He was the one who said they had a
neighbour in town…” “Shut up, my friend. Nobody asked you anything. Just take us to the house, your
house” the policeman growled. The Hakimi was beside himself with confusion. He had never before
witnessed anything like this. And he had been Hakimi in Lafayette for over thirty years. And, come to
think of it, if any act of misdeed were to be suspected in this humble village, Talle was the last person
that would come to anybody’s mind. Now it appeared Talle was not only neck deep in whatever he was
being accused, he was even trying to rationalize it. God, you really never know with men. Who would
have thought… but what was it really that they had done?
“Excuse me, officer,” the Hakimi cleared his throat.
“Yes?” The policeman turned to the Hakimi.
“Whatever it is that this man here would have done, it is expedient that you take a witness from here so
that we can explain his absence to those who may wish to know something about his whereabouts.”
“Please yourself, Hakimi.” But I can assure you that this man here would be absent for a very long time.”
“Who among you wants to follow them to town to report what is happening there?” the Hakimi turned
to his courtiers and other members of the community who had earlier trooped in to complain that Talle
was observed buying more foodstuff than he was used to buying. They had observed the trend for
almost one week before they decided to take action.
The people cringed and turned their gaze away from the Hakimi. “Well, then,” the policeman said,
“since nobody is following us to town, we would adequately inform you through the Hakimi whatever
happened later.” He then turned to Zaki.
“Is this the Talle you told us about?” he asked.
The policeman raised his baton, “Can’t you talk?” “Yes, yes. He is the one. That is Talle.”
“Ok. Let’s go.”
Two other police constables dragged Talle up and whisked him out of the Hakimi’s residence and into
the waiting police van. As they drove slowly towards Talle’s house, the people, hitherto reluctant to
follow Talle to town, now willingly followed the police vehicles to Talle’s house.
Once there, the policemen followed Talle into the house and shortly thereafter came out with a young
boy of no more than thirteen years old. Talle was already handcuffed. He was hoisted unto the waiting
vehicle where Zaki was and the boy sat in the front seat with the leading police officer who obviously
was the IPO, the Investigating Police Officer.
The vehicles zoomed off and left Lafayette as hurriedly as they entered. That was the last anybody in the
community saw of Talle. There was a rumour going on some years later that he was sighted in the
border town up north where smuggling thrived. This rumour was however unconfirmed and it fizzled
out as fast as it started.
Of course the Hakimi reported that the IPO sent a message detailing what happened in the Talle saga.
Talle and his fellow conspirators were sentenced to some years of imprisonment with hard labour for
kidnapping and extortion. The story the police told was intriguing in its simplicity. Talle was pressed for
money and he went to town on a weekend and he met Zaki. Zaki had a better idea.
He told Talle that at the GRA, there was this businessman friend of his who would always be seen driving
with his son in his car. If they could abduct the son, Zaki was sure the father would pay anything for
ransom. Somehow the boy was drugged and abducted and in the middle of the night they brought the
boy to Talle’s house in Lafayette and kept him for one week before the police came and freed the boy.
The boy’s father had been contacted and warned never to involve the police. The father reasoned that
the kidnappers were amateurs since their asking price was one million and later came down to two
hundred and fifty thousand naira. Zaki was arrested at the point of collecting the ransom.
“Wow. That is some story, mum.” Omar said. “It appears to be a general admonition to all of us. Why do
you say it is of particular interest to me?”
I smiled and said, “My son, you are like that young boy in the story. You are going to the university. Do
not trust anyone.”
“I understand. Of course you will make friends and all that. Just be careful.”
“If he likes, let him trust everybody,” Teemah said.
“Yes, I know what you will do. But whatever you would do, don’t get mixed with bad company.”
“Like kidnappers, mum?”
“Nope. Like cultists and those who engage in EMAL.”
“EMAL. Exams malpractice.”
“Oh, it was an acronym too?” “It has many names.
“Surely, I will avoid that.”
“You remember Salma?” Bint raised her hand as if attempting to answer a question in the classroom.
“Yes, my dear?”
“Salma is that student who embarrassed herself during your registration.”
I was impressed. “Clap for my Bint.” The others clapped half-heartedly.
“Well, if you remember, by her confession, our school was not her first,” I said.
“How did you know, mum?”
“She told me. We later became friends. It was exams malpractice that drove her out of the university.”
The Life Changer chapter four (4)
Salma casually walked into the office holding her registration files firmly across her chest. She was barely
twenty years old then and doubtless in the prime of her youth. She was endowed as a woman and was
too willing to flaunt her elegance.
She was always dressed in tight-fitting jeans trousers and body hugs top that stopped just short of being
indecent. Salma was a reckless dresser and she was all too aware of the femininity she exuded and the
effect this had on members of the opposite sex.
She revelled in the hunger she saw in the eyes of men as they shamelessly ogled her body when she
walked past them. This was called freedom. She thought. The university had a lot of this and no one
could reprimand you for daring to dress the way you wanted so long as your attire stopped just this side
Doctor Dabo was a highly disciplined lecturer and he was never heard to engage in any form of
underhandedness with any female student, or any student for that matter. Today, however, as Salma
walked towards him with her registration files across her chest, he felt a lump rise in his throat.
He had never seen a girl look so alluring and beautiful. He swallowed hard and chided himself not to
disgrace himself. He must not put his reputation on the line. He had been in the university for more than
a decade and many students graduated in his hands. They all had singular respect for him. He ensured
that he treated his students justly. He was a stickler for time. Consequently, he was always punctual to
His rule was very simple, “Don’t come in after me.” If he entered the class before you, you did not
bother entering. The students knew this. In fact, his punctuality was phenomenal to the extent that the
graduating students warned the incoming students beforehand that there was a no-nonsense lecturer
who never allowed students into his class once he was there before them.
As for consorting with the female students, God banish the thought. It had never happened. So when
this fateful day Salma walked into his office looking seductive and all, Dabo could not explain the sudden
palpitation of his heart. The weather was cold outside, but he was sweating inside. What was happening
to me? He asked himself. He cleared his throat and promised himself to dispose of her registration case
as quickly as he could before he did something he would regret for the rest of his life.
“What can I do for you?” he asked briskly.
“I am a 100Level student coming for registration. They said you are the Level Coordinator and that you
are to sign my forms.” Dabo marvelled at the confidence of the girl. 100Level and she was exuding such
confidence. She must be a special breed. Almost sassy, he thought
inwardly. Dabo’s heart was still beating fast.
“Yes. I am the Level Coordinator. Have you been screened?” “Yes, sir. I was screened. It was from there
that they directed me to your office.”
“All right then. Let’s see if the forms are complete.”
She handed him the forms and he studied them carefully. They were complete. He signed the
appropriate columns on the forms and reluctantly pushed the files to Salma.
She hesitated before standing up and walking towards the door.
It could have been her sheer beauty, her physical appearance, or some other inexplicable signal the
devil had sent to Dabo’s mind. Whatever it was, instead of allowing her to go, Dabo heard himself say,
She turned slowly and faced him.
“Sit down, please. Just want to ask you a few questions.” Surely that last sentence was not complete.
But he wasn’t bothered.
Salma sat down.
“Where are you from?”
“I am from the north. Is there a problem, sir?” “No,” Dabo said and hesitated.
It was not normal for him to be short of words. But he seemed suddenly tongue-tied today. The girl
“May I know you, please?” he said. Even to his ears that sounded clumsy. “I am a student here, sir. I
think that should be knowledge enough.”
“I mean I want to know you more intimately.”
Salma instinctively knew all along that this was coming. Why it had to come from this sleazy looking
lecturer who had nothing to offer was what surprised her. Indeed, it made her angry. What kind of
intimate nonsense was he talking about? University lecturer? From what she heard about the man, they
said he was highly disciplined and serious.
It was never in his character to have anything to do with his students particularly the female students.
So why her? And for God’s sake, why now? Well, you never know with men.
“What do you mean more intimately?”
“Don’t get me wrong. I simply mean I want us to be friends.”
“It most certainly didn’t come out like that.”
“I know,” he said. “So can we be friends?”
“No, sir. With all due respect, that is not what my parents sent me here to do. In fact, you should be
ashamed of yourself asking me out. You are old enough to be my father. So what kind of morality are
you guys inculcating in your students when you cannot see a beautiful girl pass by without you making
advances at her?.”
Dabo was pained beyond measure. He hated himself for his display of masculine weakness and hated
her even more for reminding him of that weakness. But the fault was his.
“I am sorry,” he said.
“You had better be.” Salma hissed and added, “Even if the world is bereft of men, I would never go out
with a man such as you. What kind of girl do you think I am?” she stormed out of the office, leaving him
Dabo was in deep thought long after Salma had gone.
What kind of trial was this, oh God? Something I have never done! What drove me into disgracing
myself like this? For more than ten years I struggled and overcame this temptation, now such a small girl
was sent to try us. What kind of life was this? Please, God, let this cup pass over me.
Please God, let her not talk. She was so cheeky, this girl. She could do almost anything. Luckily, Dabo
thought, I did not do anything that would warrant a serious chastisement from the school authority. I
didn’t even ask her out. He told himself. He just said he wanted to be friends.
What was wrong with that? Everything was wrong with that, an inner voice answered him. Then he
remembered he used the word intimacy. Now, that one wass erious. How do you defend yourself before
a committee when they asked you to explain what you meant by wanting to know someone more
intimately? God, please, let it never come to this. What kind of devil prompted me to let my guard low
so? But the insult… The insult was painful. It was deep and painful. But he had it coming. If the bird
chooses to fly in a cloudy weather, it should expect its flight to be cut by the rain. For a long time after
Salma left, Dabo was lost in supplication. Please,
God, clothe me in the garb of your holy prophets. Let not this mishap have impact
on my life. If you guard me from this, Lord, I promise to be more dedicated and pious in the discharge of
my duties and responsibilities as a moral custodian of our children here. Now and in the future. Thank
you, Lord, for answered prayers. On her own part, Salma did not even spare a thought to the fumbling
old man who could not even articulate himself properly when trying to ask a girl out. He did not belong
to her class. People with no confidence in themselves hardly fit the category of those she would
consider her friends.
So, as she went out of Dabo’s office, so did his thought go out of her head. She walked briskly to the
hostel and concluded her accommodation registration.
The registration for the hostel accommodation itself had its own problems. She discovered that she did
not take to any of her three roommates in the beginning. There were four girls in the room, Salma
herself from the North, Tomiwa from the West, specifically from Ibadan, Ngozi from Umunze in Imo
State and Ada from Benue State or Middle Belt as she insisted people called her place of birth.
In the beginning Salma did not want to stay in the room. No, it wasn’t because the hostel was not
beautiful; it was the most coveted. It was the famous Queen Amina Hall. It was every female student’s
dream. It housed girls with savvy. Happening babes, as they called themselves. Sophisticated ladies. It
was not the hostel she did not like. It was the room.
What Salma particularly did not like about the room she was allocated was the composition of her
roommates. It was as if there was a deliberate design to offend every ounce of her accommodating
So, understandably, when her accommodation registration was done, she was wondering what accursed
devil chose her roommates for her. She hated chance and happenstance, but she knew, that no one
deliberately worked out whom she should share her room with. The room allocation procedure was
simple really. The student was required to make the payment online and indicate their chosen hostel
depending on availability and their chosen room.
You just clicked the yes button on your chosen room. And the computer screen would show transaction
completed, if you secured a room, or transaction cancelled if the rooms were occupied. It followed then
that the roommates were not any the wiser whom they had chosen by that simple click to be their
roommates. Therefore, you were stuck with whoever you chose for the next two semesters. At least.
By the time she brought her things into the hostel and the school calendar resumed in earnest, Salma
discovered that her roommates were not so disagreeable after all. Tomiwa was the brightest in the
room and perhaps in her class. She was also the cleanest. Tomiwa’s ambition was to become a singer. So
she was always abreast with the latest information on the musical and the entertainment scene in
general. She was in the know of the latest and craziest fashion outfit. Salma became close to her.
Ngozi on the other hand was quiet and reticent. She appeared to have never left her village, spiritually
speaking. She was always reserved and withdrawn. But she was also generous to a fault. She would
never cook food just for herself alone. Whether her roommates ate or not, she would still invite them to
come and join her while she was having dinner.
Sometimes they would decline, other times they obliged her. When they saw that this attitude of
sharing her food with them would not stop, they gave in and they started cooking as one small family.
This cemented their relationship and they became their sisters’ keepers. Sisters was the correct
They were cooking in turns. The day it was Ada’s turn to cook for the first time, Salma said she wanted
to see all the ingredients she was going to use to make the indomie jollof.
This indomie jollof was a sort of staple food among students irrespective of sex or parental status. It was
a noodles meal prepared in such a way that within ten minutes it was ready for consumption. Because it
was easy to prepare and cheap to acquire, it became students’ favourite.
“There is nothing special that we are using,” Ada said.
“You don’t understand,” Salma said, “we do not want to find a leg of rat in our indomie.”
All of them laughed it off and Ada knew that Salma was teasing her as rat is her people’s delicacy. It was
their loss, she said. Tomiwa on the other hand asked if they would like her village food for the kings”
“What is that?”
“Snail? You mean you people eat snails?”
“It is not the kind of infantry snail you see up north. In the west, they grow real big. And they are a
special delicacy. We actually farm them.”
Ngozi said, “We eat snails where I came from too.”
“Well, in this room, no one eats snail. But we can do it this way, any day any one of you misses home
and she feels like eating mama’s food, you can warn us in advance so we would make our own
arrangement for feeding that day.” They all agreed to this.
As God would have it, and as time went on, the only thing they as a group did not gang up to eat was rat,
which in any case was never readily available in the school. As for the snail, they all indulged in its
delicacy whenever Tomiwa’s parents came visiting. Again that was also not frequent, because she was
from Oyo State, more than eight hours drive from the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. Salma on her own
only introduced them to the danwake delicacy which was delicious and also easy to prepare. It was a
special delicacy of the Hausa up landers. All you need is flour, the normal flour they used for bread be it
from wheat or maize, mash it into a paste using ground baobab leaves to mix, then you drop it into the
boiling water in small balls where it would harden and a few minutes later, it was ready for eating. You
could use either groundnut oil or stew to eat the danwake with.
It sounded strange and looked even stranger to the eyes of her roommates. But the day Salma prepared
the dish, the knew that sometimes there was no proportional relationship between what the eyes saw
and what the mouth tasted. That northern delicacy was delicious.
Food was therefore the common factor that strengthened the bond of friendship between Salma and
her friends. In spite of their diversity, they came to discover that there was more in their humanity that
held them together than those things that pulled them apart.
Salma and Tomiwa were Muslims while Ada and Ngozi were Christians. But this was never an issue. They
did everything as one. Of course there was the funny incident that happened that almost separated the
intimacy Salma shared with Tomiwa. But on the intervention of Ada and Ngozi, it was resolved amicably.
Salma was coming back from home one evening. It was actually late in the evening. It was around eight
o’clock in the evening. There were no vehicles. A black Mercedes Benz car slid to the sidewalk where
Salma was standing and stopped.
Salma did not budge from where she was standing.
The driver engaged the reverse gear and came to stop just beside Salma. He pressed the control button
and the passenger window slid down. “Are you going our way, beautiful?”
Salma saw that there were two men in the car and she was not comfortable. It had nothing to do with
their dressing. They looked decent and affluent. Indeed, if they had not stopped to offer her a ride, she
would have said they were almost responsible. Still she was not very comfortable. If it was just one man
in the car, maybe…maybe… just maybe. But this one that there were two of them? Well, thankfully, the
distance from here to the school was not far. They could not try anything. She had nothing to lose. She
“I said are you going our way, princess?”
When there are two men in a car and one appears too voluble, you can rest assured of two things;
either he is the one who has the car or he is the one who is interested in you. They would have
discussed that before they stopped. Salma did not answer. She just opened the door behind the
passenger seat and entered. She closed the door gently behind her.
“Good evening, gentlemen,” she said. “I do not know where you are going. But this is Kwangila and I am
going to my school, Ahmadu Bello University Zaria.”
“Then it is our way you are going. My name is Labaran.” The man behind the wheel said, as he changed
gear to drive and move on.
“You have not told us your name.” “I will tell you when I am getting off.”
About ten minutes later, the car stopped at the Main Gate of Ahmadu Bello
“Or would you prefer we take you right in?”
“Sure. If you do not mind, that is.” “Habib, what do you think?”
“” “By all means let’s take her in.”
Habib appeared to be less voluble than Labaran and Salma instantly decided if any of them was the
owner of that car, it must be Habib. Not that she was particularly thrilled by the prospect of being asked
out by Benz owner. But it would certainly be a story worth telling that a certain big man in a big Mercedes Benz had asked her out and she declined.
That would make additional name in the entries of the influential people she had consciously turned
down. So now, it was immaterial who asked her out, she knew she would say no. To hell with their
flashy and expensive car. What kind of girl were they thinking she was? You just gave someone a ride
and you were looking for a relationship that would last eternity? Big deal.
The Benz pulled to a stop outside Queen Amina Hall, but none of the male occupants attempted to step
out and open the door for Salma. This bravado, stupidity actually, that exemplified who the gentleman
was in Europe had no place in Africa.
How can a lady whose limbs are in perfect working condition wait for someone to step out of a car,
come round to open the door for her before she steps out? The whole thing smirks of waste of time. In
any case, Salma was not expecting.
The Life Changer chapter Five (5)
By eight o’clock in the evening the next day, Tomiwa’s phone rang. She jumped at the first ring as if she
was not expecting it. The truth was that she had been waiting for that call all through the day. She had
never been on a blind date before and she never knew how she was expected to behave.
The whole thing sounded crazy. But she was curious. In spite of her apparent social exposure and her
confidence which was borne out of her desire to become a celebrity, Tomiwa was emotionally empty.
She was beautiful no doubt about it. Indeed she could beat Salma in a contest except that she was dark
where Salma was fair.
Otherwise they were slim, busty and definitely attractive. So how was it that no boy ever attempted to
go out with Tomiwa? The answer could be summed up in one word – overconfidence. She exuded such
charismatic air around her that people, both males and females alike, rated her far above her station.
Which station nobody knew. Consequently, all of them felt intimidated in her presence. And she was an
expensive dresser. It was not that the materials she sewed were out of this world, it was the style. That
was definitely out of this world.
Her phone rang again for the second time.
“Hello,” she said turning on the speaker so that her roommates, all the three of them, could hear what
was being said.
“Is this Tomiwa?”
“Yes, who is speaking, please?”
She looked up at her roommates and they gave her the thumbs up sign, indicating that she was doing
“My name is Habib. We gave you a ride yesterday from Kwangila?”
Tomiwa paused, unsure whether to go ahead with the lie or to tell the truth and forget the whole thing.
“Hello?” the voice at the other end was hesitant. “Are you still there?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Can you come out, please?”
“Okay. Where are you?”
“We are parked where we dropped you yesterday.”
“Er, er, yes. Okay. I will be with you.” There was silence at the other end.
“Go, my friend. They won’t eat you. If I know men, they may not even know the difference between you
and me.” Salma was very confident.
Tomiwa on the other hand was hesitant. Indeed she started developing cold feet about the whole thing.
What if they turned out to be some kidnappers or cultists? Who would come to her rescue if she
entered a car with total strangers who formed the habit of visiting girls in the hostel only when it was
night time? These thoughts were passing through her mind even as she picked her handbag and casually
walked out of the room to meet her unknown visitors.
She saw the black Mercedes Benz parked directly in front of the hostel. The passenger side was empty
so she went and entered the car without prompting. It was strange. There were supposed to be two
people in the car. “Where is your friend?”
“Oh, my beauty, I am here,” Labaran said from the back seat. “I made space for you in the front so you
can seat near your heartthrob.”
Far from being reassuring, this unexpected utterance and seating arrangement made Tomiwa even
more uncomfortable. She had read so many thriller stories, particularly Mario Puzo’s Godfather and she
knew how enemies were easily garrotted when they are made to sit in the passenger side while
unbeknownst to them their killers were seated directly behind them in the car. She did not let her fear
show. Instead, she just opened the front seat, stepped out of the car and asked Labaran to come to the
front seat. Meekly, he obeyed.
As she entered the back seat, Habib took a long look at her and seemed to be convinced that there was
something wrong about the lady who just entered their car. She was more resolute and a trifle more
confident than the girl of the previous night. But he told himself, he would wait and see. There was a
game plan somewhere, and he did not want to spoil it.
“Shall we move from here? It is rather too open.”
“Where are we going?” “To a restaurant.”
“I am not hungry.” Tomiwa was really ill-disposed with the whole set up.
She felt the stab of Habib’s long stare as she entered the car and she knew the man was not dumb even
before he said anything.
“Let’s go to Frizzlers then.” Habib said this as he manoeuvred the car to face where it came from so they
could drive quietly to the Fast Food Restaurant which was surrounded by many grocery shops within the
He parked the car near the shop of a man who proclaimed his shop the
Faculty of Suya. This meant that his shop was the best place where steaks are made and sold. As they
parked, Habib asked Labaran to go out and get them fried rice, chicken, milk, tea, beverages, sugar, and
any other thing that he considered important to a boarding student.
“Yes, Honourable.” He went out of the car without collecting money from Habib. This Tomiwa noted as
strange. But she also knew instantly that authority had been established. She knew now who was the
boss. Salma was wrong. Labaran may own the car, but he most certainly was not the one calling the
shots. Habib was. And he appeared very perceptive. Tomiwa instinctively knew that Habib was not the
kind of person you trifled with.
“You are not Tomiwa.” Habib said this categorically when Labaran was out of earshot.
For some reason the statement made Tomiwa angry. “Look here, Mr. Honourable. I do not care who you
think you are. But you cannot just wake up this evening and declare my name fake. That is very insulting.
If you had said, “Hey, you are not the girl I picked yesterday.” I would gladly say, “Yes, I was not.
Since you are an expert at picking girls by the roadside. My name is Tomiwa. And I am not the girl you
gave ride to yesterday.” She added this last to soften the venom she knew her words must have caused.
“I am sorry, my dear. I didn’t mean to sound like that. And believe me picking girls is not my habit. As
you can see, it was Labaran’s idea. He is my driver.” “I do not have any issue with you or your driver. I
would not insult you for anything if you do not look down on me.”
“I said I am sorry.”
“Okay. Just so long as we understand each other.”
“I think I like you already.”
She didn’t say anything to this.
“So, tell me what happened?”
“Nothing happened. My friend didn’t feel like giving you her number so she gave you mine instead. I was
supposed to reject your call or, tell you wrong number, but my curiosity got the better part of me. I
decided to come and see who it was that had my number.”
“And here we are.”
“I just declared that I liked you.”
“I heard you.”
“And what are you saying to that.”
“Because I do not go about declaring likeness or otherwise to people whose faces I can hardly recognize
in the daytime?”
“Fine. That means you want to see me tomorrow in the afternoon.”
“Is that why you told my driver to come to the front seat?”
“No. I just did not want to take chances. What of if he sprang on me and strangled me from behind?”
“You have a very wild imagination.”
There was another long silence.
“If we have nothing left to say to each other, I guess I should be going in,”
“You didn’t even ask me who I am.”
“Your friend or is it your driver has said who you are. Indeed, I am not sure if I like politicians,” Tomiwa
was in her element. She never gave a thought to what she was saying. If it went down well with her
listeners, fine. If it did not, also fine.
“Why don’t you like politicians?” Habib asked.
“They are like a spindle. Nobody knows the direction they are facing.
They lie a lot. A lot of misguided people think the politicians are the solutions to our problems.”
“Are they not?”
“On the contrary. They are the problem.”
“And on a personal level?”
“I do not judge a person based on his affiliations.”
“No. I get to know who you are and judge you as such.”
“So there is hope for me, after all?”
“Hope for what?”
“For becoming your friend.”
“I wouldn’t be sitting in your car if there wasn’t.” Habib was so elated, he laughed out loud.
“How many of you are in the room?”
“You take this.” He handed over to her a bundle of five hundred naira bills.
She collected the money slowly and placed it on her laps. “Put it in your bag. I do not want Labaran to
“Ten thousand for each of your roommates and twenty thousand for you.”
“Thank you. We really appreciate this gesture.”
Just then, Habib’s phone rang.
“I am done with the purchases.”
“Then bring them over.” “Okay, Honourable.”
Labaran came with so much provisions and beverages that Tomiwa thought they were buying things for
their children in the boarding school. But no. Habib said it was for her and her roommates.
Tomiwa was gratitude personified. She thanked Habib profusely and did not know when she started
calling him Alhaji.
Habib too was very happy. He drove her to the entrance and promised to call her regularly. As soon as Tomiwa entered the room, they started shouting and ululating. The shout turned into a
scream of joy when they saw what she brought. It was Ngozi who had the presence of mind to stand up
and lock the door.
This simple act is one of the most valued rituals of students who cook in the hostel. It effectively blocks
out all those professional hangers who go about with spoon in their purses looking for the pot that had
just been brought down from the stove. Before you start eating you lock the door and if it was night, you
switched off the light.
If they knocked you ignore. When Ngozi came back from the door, they opened the bags and saw what
was almost beyond belief. Even if they had come to the school with nothing, what the Alhaji had bought
for them would have lasted them through another semester. They jumped some more and were
embracing Tomiwa. And thanking her.
When the excitement died down, Salma said, “You guys should be thanking me. It was I who brought
this matter here, you know?”
“But if we had followed your counsel we would all be without these. It is Tomiwa we should thank. It is
her boyfriend who supplied all these.”
Somehow Salma was not happy with the turn of events. “Stop disgracing yourselves like this my friends.
Is it suya that you have not seen or chicken or beverages?”
“Or these?” Tomiwa said dramatically as she dropped the bundle of fifty thousand naira before them.
They were all stunned. For one brief moment there was total silence in the room. Tomiwa savoured the
moment and used it to divide the money the way she was instructed. Ten thousand naira for each
occupant. And she held unto the remaining twenty thousand.
This was all too much for Salma.
In the silence that followed, she was heard to have whispered, “It is not fair. It is not fair. Finders,
keepers. It was me they gave ride to. Tomiwa, you are not a good friend at all. I just showed you a guy
and you went ahead to make him your boyfriend.
You behave like a chameleon and can therefore adapt to any situation to meet your personal desires.
“This is not a fair comment, Salma,” Ngozi said.
“You shut up there, money monger. All this one that you are standing for Tomiwa, is it not for the
money she brought? We have been in this room for how long now? Yet, we have never seen you display
so much love and camaraderie towards Tomiwa as you are doing this evening. If not the money, what
else is accounting for this sudden friendliness? You do not even have shame all of you.”
“Salma, you do not have to be this aggressive, you know.” Ada tried to be conciliatory.
“You too shut up. How are you different from them all?”
“It is not about being different, it is about being rational.”
All this while Ngozi had been fuming silently. She knew what Salma said was unreasonable. Was there any man on earth who did not like money? “Ada, allow Salma to finish disgracing herself and displaying her foolishness. Who else but a daft person would see money by the wayside and instead of picking it, he would show someone else the money to pick, yet when that person picks the money he would start raining abuses on the person? Who else?” Ngozi hissed. Ada was suddenly concerned.
“Please, let this matter not degenerate into something else. We have been living in peace all this while. I do not see why these sentiments should be raising their heads in our midst. I thought the essence of education was for us to live as one and seek out what unites us rather than what separates us?” Salma was heaving like someone who was about to have asthmatic seizure. She could not say anything. She just stood there glaring at one roommate after another.
Suddenly, there came a knock on the door.
All those speaking kept quiet. There was complete silence in the room. They did not say anything.
Neither did they move.
The person outside knocked some more. The roommates refused to budge.
They looked alarmingly at each other, as if chiding themselves that because of their attitude another
party was coming to partake in the harvest of a farm produce they never lifted their hands in farming.
When they heard the footsteps of the knocker receding, they sat down quietly around the roasted meat
and chicken Tomiwa came in with.
At a signal from Salma, Ada went and switched off the light in the room. Thereafter, they used light from
the inbuilt torch on their phones to see what they were eating. It was strange to see this total
cooperation among the people who a few seconds before were at each other’s throat. The herd instinct
was indeed real. A situation which no entreaty could settle, was suddenly resolved by a single knock on
They ate silently and for a long time.
They discovered that they could not finish the meat and the chicken. So Ada was instructed to keep
what was left in her fridge so they could use it the next day while cooking their meals.
When the room was cleared, Ngozi switched on the light after unlocking the door.
She told the other girls that there was no point for them to harbour any ill feelings over what had
transpired. If truth be told, didn’t they all enjoy themselves as a result of the recklessness of some silly
old men who could not resist dropping their purse at the sight of a bra?
“That is hardly the way to show gratitude to people who just fed us without asking for anything in
return.” Tomiwa said this light-heartedly.
Ngozi however read something serious underlying the statement.
“My sister, just mark my words. No man spends this much money on you without asking for something
in return. Just wait and see. Men are not stupid, you know. Sooner or later, they would ask for their
pound of flesh. This was just the first day, and see what he spent.”
That was precisely Tomiwa’s thought. It was just the first day, and see how much she gained. If this went
on, she had nothing to say to Salma but gratitude. Let Ngozi talk on about the pound of flesh. I would
give them fifty pounds of flesh if they asked. How much were they getting from Ngozi’s stupid campus
boyfriends? They gave nothing and yet they kept asking for pounds of flesh! Make I hear word, jareh! As
these thoughts were passing through Tomiwa’s mind, she did not hear what the other girls were saying.
For a while.
Then Salma asked a very strange question. “When did they say they are coming again?”
“Labaran and Habib,” Salma said, looking very serious.
“Are you kidding me? Salma? What the hell comes over you?”
“You won’t understand. Are they not two?”
The others burst out laughing. It was indeed amusing, what Salma was attempting to do. It appeared
desperate. But under the circumstances, who would blame her? Just one evening outing and you came
out with over ten thousand naira. It would require a highly disciplined heart not to give in to such
temptations. And Salma’s heart was anything but disciplined. What however she would not take was to
be forced to do anything she did not want to do. In consequence, she resolved to go out with the
Labaran who, to her dismay, really turned out to be Habib’s driver.
The strange thing about the honourable and his driver was that they grew up together and while Habib
went to read up to university level, Labaran went to a driving school. And sometimes with his meagre
earnings as Local Government Driver, he doled out a little from his money to his friend.
So when Habib became a politician and was elected into the State House of Assembly, he called upon his
childhood friend to be his driver, paid of course by the House. What was interesting however was that
along this incongruous journey of life, their friendship never suffered any setback. And that was how
they met Salma that fateful evening.
Anyhow, that was how it went. The problems created by Tomiwa’s visitors were soon forgotten by our
sisterly roommates and life went on as usual. Indeed those problems turned out to be a blessing in
disguise. The roommates became more united than they were before.
School routine resumed in earnest and soon the session was over. Before they knew it, they were in
their final year. The last exams timetable was out. Our four roommates held the record for being the
only people who began as roommates and ended as roommates through to their last semester in the
What was even more remarkable was that though they were reading different courses, they were all
performing very well. They were all B students and were certain to graduate with a Second Class Upper
degree in their various disciplines. They were the envy of almost every girl in the school.
They never allowed their relationships with men to interfere with their academic performance. They
were so fixated with graduating with a very good degree that they swore nothing would stand between
them and the actualization of that dream.
So it was that when exams came they read like their lives depended on it. This went on successfully.
Most of the papers were almost a walk over. And, even though they were studying different disciplines,
they were sure of making excellent grades.
In any case, with the semester system, the students virtually knew what class of degree they were likely
going to graduate with from their cumulative grade point average, CGPA. The genuine apprehension and
excitement came when you were writing the last paper.
Incidentally, the last paper this year was Moral Philosophy which all of them were required to sit for
because it was a General Studies paper.
I paused in my story when I noticed Bint whispering into Omar’s ear.
He laughed silently and whispered back.
I looked at him my face questioning?
He stifled a laugh and said Bint was telling him she did not see how Salma’s relationship with men or her
roommates contributed to her leaving the school. I smiled and said, “My daughter, just be patient. We
are almost coming there. And that is why I want you to pay attention. Jamila? My zobo is finished. Get
me some more.”
The Life Changer Chapter Six (6) by Khadija Abubakar Jalli
I took a sip of my zobo and continued with the tale. Teemah was hardly moving. Indeed, she was hardly
breathing. That was how much she loved stories. I looked directly at her and reminded her that Moral
Philosophy was usually one of the easiest subjects in the university and it was also a general studies
course taken to the end of the examination timetable. In the case of Salma and her mates, it was the
very last paper. It was considered easy because the course content involved all those things that their
parents had been telling them since they were children.
This, plus what their imams taught them in the mosque or their pastors preached to them in the church.
Moral Philosophy was sure going to be a walk-over. May be that was why the school authority took it to
the last part of the time table. To kind of pacify the students, if you will.
Surprisingly, it was also this same Moral Philosophy that Salma found very difficult. She never attended
the classes because she believed, as most students did, that they could pass even without going to class.
What further guaranteed her passing the course was that for three years going, the lecturer had been
foolishly recycling the same questions with very minor modifications.
This year they resolved to tackle the subject head-on and had series of tutorial discussions concerning all
the topics. Indeed they were so well prepared that they knew the answers of virtually all the past
questions off hand.
On the day of the examination, Salma came out more stunning than all other days and looking ravishing
and decidedly more beautiful. Her roommates had asked her what the occasion was, she told them that
her course mates had planned on final class pictures to be shot with most of the lecturers after the
paper. And she wanted to come out looking her best. She picked her examinations card and went, as the
law required, thirty minutes before the examination time. They were all searched and allowed into the
As soon as the question papers were distributed, Salma knew she was in deep trouble. It was strange. It
was not true. It was unbelievable. It was impossible. None of the topics for which they spent the whole
night preparing had come out.
She looked around and was further dismayed to see her other course mates furiously writing on the
answer scripts. It was as if they had all along been prepared for the eventuality of that happening. They
must have read beyond the questions they practiced.
The guy next to her, Kolawole Abdul, famed to be the brightest was downloading pages upon pages of
information from his head to the answer script. Salma on the other hand could not write anything. She
kept looking from the invigilator to her paper and helplessly to Kola.
The invigilator was female and she made a studious note of avoiding eye contact with Salma. Unknown
to Salma, she was the only one not writing. Consequently, she arrested the attention of the lecturer. Her
outrageous dressing did nothing to endear her to the heart of the teacher. On the contrary, the teacher
felt silently intimidated by the ostentatious appearance of Salma. She took an instant dislike in Salma.
But she did not show it.
As time wore on, Salma was able to use the student magic on Kola. The student magic was a trick
students developed of speaking to the next person without moving their lips. The strangest thing was
that the person spoken to could hear or more precisely infer what was being said and act accordingly.
Kola was not just academically smart, he was also ever conscious of his life in the university. He did not
want anything or anybody to jeopardize his career as a student. Especially not now, when it was this last
paper that stood between him and graduation. All the others had been a walk-over. This one too would
be. He did not like the way Salma was disturbing him. He stole a glance at the invigilator and noticed
that she was not paying attention to them. He wished Salma would stop.
But Salma was persistent. So Kola scribbled some coded responses to the first two questions and
stealthily, surreptitiously, slipped it into her hands.
The lecturer did not notice this movement.
As fate would have it, however, the teacher made a show of going out briefly only to come back
immediately. That moment she went out was all that Salma wanted. She opened the paper Kola slipped
into her hands and furiously began deciphering the code and writing on her answer booklet. She was so
deep in this unholy act that she did not notice the lecturer had come back.
Now, the female teacher was amused to see that Salma who had not been writing for more than thirty
minutes had suddenly received inspiration to start writing like there was no tomorrow.
She walked quietly and calmly to Salma’s desk and stood behind her. For about two minutes Salma was
engrossed with the business at hand, she did not notice that someone was standing behind her. She was
busy copying from Notes of Salvation, the euphemism they had for Cheat Notes.
The teacher touched Kola silently.
He almost died.
Then she touched Salma.
Salma heard herself shouting, “What is it? What have I done? Did you see me with anything?”
Meanwhile, the cheat note was still in her hands.
The teacher turned to the front of the class and addressed the man in security uniform, asking him to
bring the EMAL form.
“That is the Examinations Malpractice Form,” Teemah said
“Yes. Big Mouth. Mum had told us the meaning earlier,” Omar said. “I just mentioned it for some Salma
brained listeners who might have forgotten.” Teemah was making faces at her older brother. I ignored
them. But I was glad nonetheless to discover that they were all following the story. By the time the
security man brought the EMAL form, the teacher had confiscated the cheat note from Salma.
Salma was asked to fill in the form and Kola was to sign as witness.
At this point Kola felt an instant surge of relief since the teacher did not actually see him hand over the
note to Salma. Now exams malpractice was one offence. Failing to fill the EMAL form was another
offence all together. When Salma finished her long harangue about her innocence and refused to sign,
she was persuaded to sign by the security man who assured her that no one would stop her from
continuing to write her paper. And that he was sure they would resolve the matter at the office of the
Head of Department.
After she signed, some calm was restored in the examination hall and all the students wrote till they
finished. A female student who was sitting on the other side of Salma was also asked to sign the second
witness form. She did. The lecturer assured them that if Salma was lucky the whole incident would not
go beyond the HOD’s office.
When they were done writing the Moral Philosophy paper, Salma followed the teacher to the HOD’s
One thing she was not so sure about was that though she did not know who the new HOD was, students
were full of praises for his goodness and compassion. She had been in the school for four years and she
never had any altercation with teaching staff. She did her best to avoid them. She made sure she had no
relationship of any kind with any of her teachers. Most of the friends she had among the academic staff
were in the other faculties. This particular HOD, her own HOD, they said he was very kind. So she was
sure she would find compassion in his eyes.
But the thought of what would happen if things went the other way was heart-wrenching. Salma found
herself shedding tears even before anyone reprimanded her. She knew what she did was wrong. But
students were doing it all over. So why should she be this unlucky. Exams Malpractice at final year, in
the last semester and while writing the last paper… Was this a curse or something? Please God, let this
cup pass over me.
The invigilator told Salma not to worry. “Our HOD is a benevolent man. He is kind and loves the progress
of his students. This is not the first time I take cases to him. Usually he would admonish the students and
warn them never to repeat what they did. And the matter would die there. I do not see how your case
would be different.” “But, madam” Salma said through her tears, “You should have allowed me be. You
should have ignored me. You should have just seized the paper and the matter would have died in the
“And I would have lost my job. You have no idea how many years I put in to get to where I am. In any
case, what did you do to warrant that kind of action from me? You know the rules. With or without me,
the security man would have noticed and he would have reported. No, my dear, this is the best way to
handle it. Let the Head of Department who has authority to handle this matter handle it. Believe me,
you have nothing to worry about. You will see.”
As they walked towards the office of the HOD, Salma was in prayers as she had never prayed before. She
knew she would never be counted among the holiest people. But still she had faith. She knew,
particularly in this regard, and where it concerned the issue of exams malpractices, she was a first
offender. And even in courts first offenders were treated genially. She resolved never to misbehave
again if God gave her another chance. University was not a life or death affair. But when you came to
400Level last semester exams, it looked like it – a life or death affair.
Please God do not let me be rubbished like this. I have not been a very good girl, I know. But I also know
you are all forgiving and merciful. Please God, in the name of all that is holy, deliver me. Let me look at
this wicked woman and laugh. I know she is laughing at me inside.
Generally, I know that women don’t like me, especially my lecturers. But is it my fault, God, that you
made me this beautiful, this youthful? I know their problem. Envy. My looks and age are killing them.
Please, God, do not give them chance to kill me too. I promise to renew my ways. I will re-establish my
relationship with you. . I know where I was wanting. You made us, and you made us fallible. So please
forgive our trespasses.
Salma kept praying silently till they reached the office of the Head of Department. The last time she was
there was two years ago when she had issues with her add and drop forms. Even then she did not see
the HOD. The secretary attended to them. In any case, even if she had seen him, he would not have
been in a position to help her since a new HOD had taken over about six months before the
Whoever the new HOD would be Salma prayed she would find compassion in his eyes.
The secretary asked them to wait so she could tell her boss that they wanted to see him.
She went in, announced their arrival and came out.
“He said you could go in, ma.” The secretary addressed the invigilator. She went in after instructing
Salma, Kola and the other witness to wait. “Good morning, sir.”
“Good morning, Dr Amina.”
“Sir, we have one case.”
“Boy or girl?”
“That’s rare. How bad?”
“That means you caught her with the cheat notes and all?”
“She has signed the form?”
“And the witnesses?”
“Okay. Let them come in.”
The lecturer opened the door, stuck her head out of the door and motioned with her head for them to
They all trooped in into the HOD’s office.
Salma was the last in tow.
The lecturer closed the door after her.
As they entered, he looked at the invigilating lecturer and said, with coldness in his voice, “Doctor,
prepare the documents for the Exams and Ethics Committee for further processing. I am sure you know
this is beyond me.”
“Okay, sir.” She said and went out.
“I can just imagine.” Omar was beside himself with excitement. “Mum, this reads like a story of fiction.
Honestly, if you were not the one telling us, I would have said you made it all up.”
I smiled at my son without saying a word.
“Then what happened to Salma?” he asked.
“Sadly, when she was summoned by the committee, she implicated Kolawole Abdul. He too was also
“Mum! How wicked can this girl be? You mean…”
I extended my hand and touched his shoulder. “Rules are rules, my son. If
you do not want to get caught, then don’t break them.”
Omar looked at me strangely and I knew what the unasked question
“You see?” I told him, “Salma knew what she was doing all along. And she meant.
did not just go down without a fight.
The Life Changer Chapter Seven (7)
When she was summoned by the Examination Malpractice and Ethics Committee vide a letter asking her
to report to the committee in a week’s time, she tried to do what every law breaker usually attempted
to do when caught; she tried to find ways around the rules. She couldn’t.
The established law of EMAL was so clear that most students when caught would simply pack their
belongings and leave the school and go and sit for another qualifying exams to another university. That
is, they would seek admission again through JAMB to another school. Most did not even bother to
honour the summons of the Examinations and Ethics Committee. They would just leave since in the end
they knew the outcome. Most universities had zero tolerance for examinations malpractices.
But when you were in the last semester of your final year, the desperation goes deeper than that.
Leaving the school would literally have to be the last thing you would want to do.
Salma therefore went and met Tomiwa and confided in her predicament. Tomiwa was genuinely
sympathetic and asked Salma what they should do under the circumstance.
“I was thinking of talking to Labaran to talk to Habib who would put a word for me in ears of the
Committee Chairman or the Vice-Chancellor or someone higher up. You know these politicians, they
have their ways.
They are very influential.” Tomiwa nodded, knowing indeed that Salma’s condition was desperate at the
same time doubting whether the strategy would work. Somebody higher up? Could she be referring to
the Visitor to the University? That is the President for crying out loud! But in her situation, one would try
almost anything. Desperate measures, so said the sage, required desperate remedies.
Salma did as she told Tomiwa she would. Habib asked Labaran to bring her to his office.
It was the first time she was there. Tomiwa herself had been to the office only a few times. As she sat on
the sofa opposite him, Salma took in the magnificent office in one glance. It was simply luxurious. It was
tastefully furnished and had so much space, Salma wondered what they would be doing there. Then she
espied a collapsible conference table linked to the wall facing the office entrance. The name on his desk
read, HABIB LAWAL, SPEAKER.
Salma heaved a sigh of relief. Habib was indeed no ordinary honourable. He was the Speaker of the
House. After the State Governor and Deputy Governor, he was the next most influential figure in the
state. And to imagine that this was the man she gave fake number to and settled for his driver? God,
what kind of bad spirit was pursuing me?
He sat resplendent behind the huge mahogany desk and was turning from left to right and then left
again on his executive swivel chair. Salma could not help admiring the power and influence behind that
desk. She reckoned, if anybody was going to get me off the hook, this guy would.
He was very professional and business like when he said, “I heard your message from Labaran, dear
Salma. What exactly do you want me to do for you?”
“I have to graduate, sir. Sorry, honourable. I just have to graduate. It is not just one lousy General
Studies course that would see me expelled from the school. No, sir. You have to do something.”
“I understand. You see, the only person I know, who can assist us is
Salma felt her stomach sink. She fought the overriding desire to rush to the toilet and empty her bladder.
Why must this Professor Dabo keep appearing and reappearing in her life
like a recurring decimal?
“Honourable,” she began and paused.
“There has to be someone else.”
“Like who do you have in mind?” the honourable reclined on his chair and took a long look at Salma.
Then a thin, mischievous smile played across the corners of his lips.
He pressed an invisible button on his desk, and the entrance door automatically locked. Salma did not
notice this surreptitious movement..
“Like the Chairman of the EMEC, that is, the Chairman of the Exams Malpractice and Ethics Committee.
He is a professor of Biological Sciences.”
“What makes you think he would agree to our request?”
“Because they said the man likes money a lot.”
“Chairman of the University Ethics Committee being susceptible to financial underhandedness? That is a
laugh.” Honourable Habib actually laughed out loud.
“When it comes to money, every man has his price,” Salma said, laughing
He stood up from his chair and came to sit on the three long sofa nearest to
“I like that philosophy about every man having his price,” he said. “But
what of every woman.”
“Ours is a given. But sometimes who is doing the pricing matters,” she said meaningfully.
“Like, do I matter?” Habib said
She said, “If you do not lose the matter at hand.”
“I will not. We were talking about the Chairman of your committee.” “Yes. I made my own research and
people said he can sell his mother’s soul
if the price is right.”
“So like how much do you think we could offer him?”
“Two, may be three hundred thousand.”
“And if I give you that amount, what do I expect in return?”
“When I gave you Tomiwa, what did you give me in return?” “You didn’t give me Tomiwa, remember?
She was to be your escape route because you didn’t like me. It turned out that she did not mind going
out with me. So the benefit is all hers. Now, the deal is different.”
“How different?” Salma asked.
“You want two or three hundred thousand naira. And I said what do I get in return?”
“Don’t be mischievous, Honourable. First, you know that the money is not for me. Secondly, you know
how we are with Labaran, your friend. And thirdly you know my relationship with Tomiwa, your
girlfriend. So if what I suspect you are asking is true, you would know that it is not proper.”
“We are not talking about propriety here, my dear. However else you choose to look at it, it is me who is
going to lose money. I have no intention of trading arguments with you. But why would I want to give
money to the Chairman of the committee? You. Why would your relationship with Labaran affect what
we are doing here? Did he not himself bring you in here? And Tomiwa? Who would tell her? Me or
you?” Salma shifted uncomfortably. She was thinking quickly. Would he really give her that kind of
money? If he did, would she be stupid enough to hand over everything to the Committee Chairman? If
she didn’t, what would she have to lose? But wait. Let’s cross the bridge when we get to it.
“I understand you, Honourable. But would you give me the money?”
“Sure, if you cooperate.”
“But your door is open, Honourable.”
“No. It is locked.”
Salma was surprised.
The most interesting thing was that even after she got the money from Honourable Habib, Salma found
it hard put to give it to the Chairman directly. She met one of the members of the committee who
introduced her to the chairman outside the school. The chairman asked her if she was guilty. She said
she was guilty but that she wanted him to temper justice with mercy.
The chairman agreed and asked her to meet him at a designated rendezvous, a hotel very far away from
the school. She went there all right but declined sleeping with him. She however offered to ransom
herself. “Just how much do you think you are worth under the circumstance?”
“You tell me, sir.”
“You know that I am not the only member of the committee. There are four other members. And their
palms would also need greasing.”
“I know that. And that is why I do not agree to what you were suggesting earlier. If the whole thing is
cleared, we can come here again and celebrate. Just the two of us. What do you think?”
“That is very smart of you,” the Chairman said enigmatically.
“But you still haven’t told me how much you have in mind for your people.”
“Maybe two hundred thousand would do,” the Chairman said.
“If I have two hundred thousand, I would use it to get admission in of any of these private universities
,” alma spoke with a confidence she did not know she possessed. She knew they were in a hotel all by
themselves. And the man was talking freely, not minding the risk of being secretly recorded by her.
Maybe it did not matter to him one way or the other. He knew she was the one whose life was hanging
on the line.
“So how much are you parting with?” he asked.
“I would give you one hundred thousand. And it had better work. If it does not, I would so scream and
you would not hear the last of this. Remember, you have more to lose than me, when the chips are
“No problem. But subtle threats would not help you under this circumstance. You are hardly in a
position to make bargains. I just agreed to the sum because I know you are a student who needs help.”
She dipped her hand into the handbag she carried and gave him the money.
He collected it, divided the bundle into two and thrust them in his trouser
Suddenly a strange thought occurred to her and she voiced it out.
“Sir, I do not even know your name.”
He laughed. “Of what use would my name be to you?”
“If you are not divulging your name, then we might as well…”
“Okay, okay. Dr Kabir. Mohammed Kabir.”
“Okay. I would be leaving now.”
“Be seeing you,” he said and opened his arms for a hug. She declined and offered her hand for a
handshake instead. Thereafter, she walked calmly out of the hotel and went home.
When she was called to defend herself before the committee, she was first shocked to see that the
person seated on the chair facing her, was not the person to whom she had given the money in the
Dr Kabir was not a member of the Committee.
This was not possible. She looked again, peering closely and without shame at each member of the
committee, still she could not see him. She did not start crying until she discovered that the man whom
she hardly knew, who claimed to also be a member of the committee and who introduced her to Dr
Kabir was also not there.
I have been duped. She told herself and began to cry.
The man who was at the helm of affairs and other members of the committee mistook her tears for
remorse and perhaps repentance. They advised her to calm down and narrate what transpired at the
examination hall that day.
She calmed herself and told them the whole story.
In the heat of her agitation, she did not know when she told them that she actually received the cheat
notes from Kolawole Abdul.
“And who is Kolawole Abdul?” a member of the committee asked.
“He is my classmate.”
“Is that all? Just a classmate? And he would risk his academic career, discounting the possibility of
rustication, for just a classmate?”
Salma’s stomach sank. In fact she did not know the implication of dropping Kolawole’s name. Why did
she make a slip like that? She pestered the boy to help her the way he pestered her to go out with him
and she declined saying she preferred they remained good friends. He had agreed and kept his word and
distance. In the end, however, she gave in because he was giving her private tutorials. And he was the
brightest. But for him to risk his academic life for her? And this was the way she was repaying him? It
was not fair. It simply was not fair.
It was also not fair what men were doing to her. No man ever treated her for her essence; they all
related to her based on her looks. And all they ever seemed to want from her was dating her. That
included Kolawole. She mentally ran the whole gamut of the men she knew in her life and came to the
conclusion that except for her father, no man, indeed no man, was worthy of being called a man.
So to hell with Kolawole, and Habib, and Labaran, Dr Kabir and all the others who claimed they were
helping her by exploiting her. Hahahaha, she laughed inwardly. And Dr Kabir was going to pay. He was
the one who took money from her.
Instinctively she knew now that she was not going to escape. She was going to be expelled. She knew
“Miss Salma?” the Chairman prompted when he saw that she was lost in her unpleasant reverie.
“Are you telling the committee that this Kolawole of a fellow who supplied the notes to you just did it
because you are classmates?”
“You have to tell the committee the truth. We do not believe anyone can be that stupid. Just tell us the
truth. Your secret is safe with us.’
“Sir, with all due respect, I do not see the relevance of your prying into my personal life. This is an exams
malpractice committee. It is not the Student Disciplinary Committee. Moreover, I do not see how my
relationship with him one way or the other has any bearing on this case.”
There was total silence among members of the committee.
This was unbelievable. How can a girl be this cheeky? Perhaps she had something up her sleeve.
“We know that,” the chairman said, his voice faltering in spite of himself. “All we wanted to establish
was that there was no monetary motive behind what happened. Students have been known to collect or
give money for academic collusion.”
“I didn’t give anybody any money.”
“Okay. Can we have his number?”
“Yes,” Salma said and gave out the number.
“We are very sure you know the implication of what you did?” “What did I do again?” Salma raised her
brow in affected innocence.
“I mean, you know the implication of examination malpractice?”
“Yes, I do.”
“Well, that is about all for now. You may go.”
“You will hear from us,” the chairman said.
Salma walked out solemnly though she managed to walk out with a gait of desperate dignity.
“Mum, what did she mean by saying Dr Kabir would pay for it?” I looked at Omar and smiled.
The Life Changer Chapter Right (8) by Khadija Abubakar Jalli
Mohammed Kabir was not a medical doctor. In fact, he did not even hold a PhD. But almost everyone
who knew him addressed him as doctor. It – was a nickname he had since he was in secondary school
and it stuck. When he was employed as an LT, a Laboratory Technologist, in the university, almost
everyone was calling him doctor.
When his HOD asked him his proper name, he said it was Mohammed Kabir. “I am pleased to meet you,
Dr Kabir.” The HOD extended his hand for a handshake. And since then he became Dr Kabir to all. And
when he wore his oversized lab coat, the verisimilitude with a genuine doctor was uncanny.
He was a very friendly and intrusive sort of person. He had a way with people, that before you knew he
would come real close to you. He was virtually on intimate terms with almost anyone who mattered in
the school. This ranged from the Vice-Chancellor, the Faculty Deans down to the Heads of Departments.
Kabir’s friendliness cut across religion and tribe. Everyone was his friend, male or female. The only
blemish he had on his character was that he had a weakness for easy money. And most of his colleagues
did not know this. So it never bothered them.
It was true that Kabir was friendly, but he was also almost always moody. His state of permanent
impecuniosity attested to this. In the school, people could not explain this oxymoron of someone being
moody and cheerful at the same time. Most of them however were never close enough to him to know
of his financial affairs. Rumour had it that no matter how much money he had, he would always lose it
at the cards.
He was more of a compulsive gambler than a habitual one since the money was not regular in coming.
Consequently, he was reclusive. But whenever he encountered anyone, he affected this visor of
permanent cheerfulness, largely, perhaps, to mask off his real feelings for being alone and destitute.
By the time Labaran finished supplying this information to Habib, it was all Habib could do to stop
himself from laughing out loud.
“You are telling me that the person who duped your girlfriend was a common lab attendant?”
“It looks like it Honourable.”
“And a common gambler?”
“How did you get all this information about him then?”
“When Salma left the committee and came to me crying for justice, I said you were the only person who
could help us. So through our campus pimp, I traced and found the person who gave Salma Kabir’s name.
We gave him a little working over and threatened to expose him to the school authority for the racket,
or is it syndicate, they are superintending in the university. He opened up and sang like a canary.”
“So, how do you intend to deal with the matter?”
“Zaki, of course.”
Honourable Habib was quiet for a long while. He was not comfortable with Zaki at all. The last time he
was instructed to deal with Alhaji Adamu by kidnapping his son, he bungled it. He had to involve the
services of one inexperienced villager and together they got themselves arrested. It was to his credit
that he did not divulge my name. That blunder cost me over a quarter of a million naira.
It was not so much to secure their release as it was to protect my name. The police were asking for over
a million naira to kill the matter. Luckily, my position helped. I remember distinctly that the village
shamus, what was his name, Talle, I think, had to be instructed to go and settle in a remote village, not
better than the Lafayette he loved so much, but no worse. The police ensured that he was physically
taken there and they made him promise never to set foot on Lafayette soil again. He gave his word after
they threatened to open the case of kidnapping against him anytime he was even rumoured to be seen
Talle had assured them that he would never visit his village again and vowed never to have anything to
do with anyone that he did not know before. I heard that he went about telling people that he was a
successful farmer in his new village that lay somewhere between Nigeria and Niger. The actual story that
filtered out was that he was into smuggling. I did not know and really did not much care.
I was more concerned with Zaki. He may never be straightforward, but he had his day. He was visibly
involved with business of importing and exporting spare parts of cars. But once in a while he would rent
out his brawn for additional income. And he never bothered to find out the legality or otherwise of this
additional income. Labaran was right. We needed Zaki.
Omar was looking strangely at me. I noticed also that Jamila, Teemah and even Bint had their eyes
transfixed on me in total surprise, even disbelief. They wanted more details perhaps. But the immediacy
of the story took care of the moment. If they wanted, they could ask whatever clarification they
required after I was done with my tale. So I resumed.
So Zaki was contacted and he trailed Kabir to one of his regular gambling joints. Zaki waited in the
suffocating and densely smoky gambling hall till it was late in the night when they were almost done
with their dealings. He entertained himself by mentally running over in his mind the chorus he knew off
hand from the song of late Kenny Rogers, The Gambler:
You’ve got to know when to hold ’em
Know when to fold’em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you’re sittin’ at the table
There’ll be time enough countin’
When the dealin’s done.
Maybe Kabir was aware of the song, maybe he was not. What was instructive was that, by some indirect
telepathic instigation, after the time he cleared a major win, contrary to expectations of all gamblers,
including himself, he said he had had enough for the night.
He came to the arena with less than fifty thousand naira and now he was three hundred thousand naira
richer. To the consternation and chagrin of all those who respect the cards more than their God, they
watched solemnly as Kabir stood up to go. This was simply against the norm. No gambler worthy of the
name left the table after winning. They were often known to leave after losing. Or when the game was
The Kartagi, that is the leader of the gambling group, reputed to be inconsiderate, tough and definitely
merciless, winked surreptitiously at a thug seated opposite him to correct this anomaly. The anomaly of
a gambler leaving the table after winning when the game was still on. The thug nodded, stood up and
began following Kabir at safe distance. But the distance was not safe enough.
For Zaki also was following Kabir though the thug was between them and unaware of this fact. At the
time, though, Zaki himself did not know that the thug was following Kabir. It was after a series of turns
that brought them to an unlit alley that Zaki believed that someone else was following his prey. This
confirmed two things; Kabir did not have as many friends in the gambling arena as he did in the school
and secondly, he must have won plenty of money this night to warrant his being followed.
Before he could take a turn to the brighter side of town, the thug hurried up and tackled Kabir from
behind, making him fall. The thug was not even hooded, but Kabir did not have time to immediately
recognise or identify who fell him.
Before he could make sense of what was happening, he felt the weight of another man on top of them.
The three of them sprawled on the floor fighting and kicking at one another. The thug was more
shocked because he did not believe that his boss would send another thug after him. That
meant kartagi did not trust him. I will show that bastard once I get free from this.
While this was going on, Kabir had a good look at the thug and shouted, “Gumuzu? You mean this is how
you guys operate? I have never won anything as substantial as this in my entire life, and now you can’t
even allow me to keep it? Is it you or Kartagi?”
“It is your mother!” Zaki said as he landed Kabir a very deafening blow. Gumuzu saw that he was no
match for Zaki and attempted to back off. He almost succeeded but Zaki gave him a heavy karate kick
that landed in the groin.
This made Gumuzu to yelp and scream out loud. He doubled up in pain and held his groin with his two
hands. He remained in that position for a few seconds more and when the pain receded somewhat, and
at the slightest sight of escape opportunity, he ran down the alley and disappeared into the darkness.
Zaki now had his hands round Kabir’s neck trying to choke him. When he was certain Kabir the money?”
got the message, he eased up the pressure and asked, “Where is
“Here, here. It is in my inner pockets. Please don’t kill me. Tell Kartagi, I would never set my foot in the
gambling hall again. I thought they were straight people, good people. I did not know that all of them
are crooks. All gamblers are cheats!”
“And what are you?” Zaki said sarcastically, as he slowly retrieved the money from Kabir’s pocket.
“I am a decent employee of the university.”
Zaki slapped him hard, across his face and spat, “Indeed. And do you
know one Salma?”
Kabir sat up groggily feeling the pain all over his body. He only heard the
“Salma?” he repeated uncertainly.
Zaki kicked him by the side again and said, “You heard me the first time.”
“Yes, yes. I know her.”
“Well then, this is for her, for the money you collected from her, for lying to her and for coming to
gamble with her money. And indeed for all the girls you have been deceiving by impersonating one
officer of the university or another. She has a tape of your conversation and we are going to make it
available to the school authority at the appropriate time.
This,” he kicked him hard again, “is a message from Kartagi. He said if this is the kind of gambler you are,
then you are not fit to be called one. He warned that you should be careful when next you meet him or
any of his boys.” He kicked him again.
“That is my comeuppance,” strangely that was what Kabir heard in his head before he passed out.
Zaki took the money to Labaran.
By the time Labaran counted the money and saw there was three hundred thousand naira, he counted
fifty thousand and gave to Zaki and held unto the rest.
He had no intention of handing the money over to Habib. This was not betrayal, he reckoned. He
justified his act by giving himself three reasons why the money must not go to Honourable Habib: in the
first place, Habib was the Speaker of the house, and therefore did not need such a paltry sum as three
hundred thousand naira.
Secondly, he reasoned that Habib was in no position to know how much he took from Kabir, or if he
collected anything at all, because as a perpetual gambler, no one would expect Kabir to even have a
kobo on him. Thirdly, and more disturbingly, Labaran was sure that Habib did not give the money to
Salma just like that.
It was a payment for some service rendered, which service all of them were well too aware of. No. It did
not amount to betrayal what he was doing. If it must be categorised then this act of non-remittal would
simply appear like a levelling up. After all, he was all prepared not to think about what must have
transpired between Salma and Habib as betrayal. It was simply convenience. And this was certainly
convenient to him.
At this point, I paused in my narration and asked for a refill of my zobo
Omar seemed to have a million and one questions to ask but he restrained
“Is there anything you want to ask, my dear?” I asked him directly. “Mum, I just want to know how
Honourable Habib ended up.” “I would give anything to know how he ended up myself. But Salma did
“There simply is no justice on this earth.”
I did not quickly agree with my son. But I know he was right.
It was not in me, as a mother, to underscore his feeling of despondency over the affairs of the world. Or
indeed his disenchantment with the social set up as a whole. But he was right. Justice was just ice.
Frozen. Perhaps never to thaw until those who matter decided to make it thaw.
“But there is always justice in the hereafter, my son.”
“The journey to the hereafter is rather long and tedious, mum. And frankly, I am not in a hurry to go
“Go where?” Bint asked him?
“The hereafter,” he replied without thinking. “I don’t want to go there either.” Bint was not sure what
he was talking about. But she believed if her brother said he was not in a hurry to go to any place, then
it would be wise for anyone who had sense to delay going to that place as long as possible.
“That reminds me of the incident that happened when Salma lost her father while she was in the
“What happened, mummy?” Teemah asked.
On the eighth day after the funeral, Salma came to the hostel all the worse for wear. She was really
looking haggard. It became obvious to anyone who cared to observe that the girl was in mourning. Her
friends and roommates, Ngozi, Ada and Tomiwa had collectively gone to commiserate with her for her
loss. So when she got back, they saw that she was really down physically and spiritually, they still
commiserated with her further.
Ngozi however could not resist asking her the all-important question that had been at the back of her
mind since the death took place.
“Why are you people always in a hurry to bury your dead?”
Salma did not answer. Tomiwa however picked up the gauntlet. “What precisely do you mean by that?”
“Take it easy, my dear. I just meant to observe that you people seem eager to bury your people as soon
as they are pronounced dead.”
Tomiwa was sitting on top of the bed at the upper bunk, she now jumped down when she heard this.
She sat near Salma while she addressed Ngozi.
“There are three things wrong with your observation. The first is that we do not bury people. We bury
corpses. As soon as a person is pronounced dead, his personality automatically ceases with his last
expiry of breath. The second thing is, we are not eager to bury our dead. We were anxious for them to
get well when they were ill, but the moment they die, our anxiety ends and their own begins as
creatures bound for a rendezvous with their Creator. We do not want to delay the meeting. Moreover
we are religiously enjoined to hasten their funeral, since the more the delay the more anguish that
would be unleashed on the family of the bereaved.
And thirdly, when you look at it objectively, funeral delay does not have advantages on any one. It does
not help the dead. The body would begin to decompose after a while. And it does not matter how well
you think you have preserved it. It does not help the bereaved either who are made to grieve several
“What exactly do you mean, Tommy? You cannot be serious.” Ngozi said, her tone uncertain. “You mean
someone dies and you rush to bury him like he was a nobody. Like he was a nobody? Nodast rites, no
lying in state, no waiting for his children and relations to come and bid him final farewell?”
“If the children are around when he dies, fine. Nothing stops them from praying for him there and then
and forever thereafter.” “Yes, Ngozi. Children pray for their parents and the Lord God would hear
“Forever thereafter?” their prayers and take pity on the soul of the dead.” “Mhmmm. For us, all good
deeds, and bad ones for that matter, cease with the seizure of breath.”
“So you do not pray for the dead?”
“No.” Ngozi said this with needless emphasis. “Such prayers are like medicine after death, ineffectual.”
“So what does RIP mean?”
“You heard me the first time. What does RIP mean?”
“It means rest in peace.” Ngozi was not sure where the question was leading to.
“Who or what should rest in peace?”
“The soul of the departed.”
“I thought you said you do not pray for the dead.”
“We are not praying for the dead. We are praying for the repose of his soul.”
At this juncture even Ngozi herself was not too convinced again. “So, tell me,” Tomiwa said, “why do you
“First, to make sure that we are not burying our relations alive.” “And where do you keep them to
ensure that they are alive? The morgue?”
Ngozi ignored this remark and let drop what she considered her trump card.
“The more we delay the funeral the more we allow people, friends and relations who are living far away
to come and pay their last respect so that they would not be tormented after the body is interred.” “I
think differently, NG. I think family and friends are tormented three times over. First, when the death
itself occurs. Second when the body leaves for the mortuary and third on the day of the burial. It kind of
stretches the level of torment and the length of sadness.”
“But it is our culture.”
“Yeah. A very expensive one at that.”
“And we are not complaining, Tommy.”
“I understand. And neither are we, NG. You bury your dead with so much fanfare after a long period and
we bury ours with solemnity as soon as the person is confirmed dead. It does not mean that either of us
love their dead less.”
As they were going on with this discussion, they heard a whimper and as
one they looked at Salma who had been crying all along.
“We are sorry, Sally. How insensitive of us.”
Ada went and held her by the shoulder like someone trying to rock a child
They all gathered around her quietly, sadly. That was how they slept that day, quietly, sadly.
Those four people were more like sisters than roommates till they left the school.
“Mum, this is a very interesting story if you remove the dying bit. I love to sleep.
how the girls relate with one another. It is really interesting.” Omar was beside himself.
“Why won’t it be interesting,” Teemah said, “since it is all about girls?” “Mum, I hope you are listening
to your daughter. Someone is going to lose her teeth in this house.”
“And someone would not get their smartphone in this house.” Teemah ensured that she came to sit
beside me as she said this.
“What do you mean by that, Teemah?”
“Nothing. When Daddy comes back, I would make sure I rush to him and tell him first about the
admission, the phone he promised to buy for you and what you intend to do with it.”
“And what,” Omar said, gritting his teeth in a maniacal sort of way, “did I say I intend to do with it?”
“Pursue girls in the campus,” Teemah said simply.
Omar looked beseechingly at me in a comical sort of way that made me to believe if I did not do
something quickly he would either insult his sister or leave the house. The mood was still cheerful and I
did not want anything to spoil it.
So I said, “Like all other advancements in technology, there are advantages in owning a Smartphone and
there are also disadvantages. It all depends on how you use it. Salma had a boyfriend named Salim who
had a sour experience with Smartphone.
After she lost her father, Salma decided to change her ways. She became decent and very serious. When
Salim talked to her, he told her straight up that he wanted to marry her. And the courtship began. When
I saw the level of her seriousness and commitment, that was when I allowed her into my life and I was
always admonishing her on how to conduct herself.
One day I observed that she was no longer chatting as frequently as she was used to doing on her flashy
phone and I asked why. She told me that Salim, her fiancé had a very nasty experience on account
chatting and that experience settled her once and for all to become a changed person.
how the girls relate with one another. It is really interesting.” Omar was beside himself.
“Why won’t it be interesting,” Teemah said, “since it is all about girls?” “Mum, I hope you are listening
to your daughter. Someone is going to lose her teeth in this house.” “”
“And someone would not get their smart phone in this house.” Teemah ensured that she came to sit
beside me as she said this.
“What do you mean by that, Teemah?”
“Nothing. When Daddy comes back, I would make sure I rush to him and tell him first about the
admission, the phone he promised to buy for y you you intend to do with it.’ and what
“And what,” Omar said, gritting his teeth in a maniacal sort of way, “did I say I intend to do with it?”
“Pursue girls in the campus,” Teemah said simply.
Omar looked beseechingly at me in a comical sort of way that made me to believe if I did not do
something quickly he would either insult his sister or leave the house. The mood was still cheerful and I
did not want anything to spoil it. So I said, “Like all other advancements in technology, there are
advantages in owning a Smartphone and there are also disadvantages. It all depends on how you use it. Salma had a boyfriend
named Salim who had a sour experience with Smartphone.
After she lost her father, Salma decided to change her ways. She became decent and very serious. When
Salim talked to her, he told her straight up that he wanted to marry her.
And the courtship began. When I saw the level of her seriousness and commitment, that was when I
allowed her into my life and I was always admonishing her on how to conduct herself.
One day I observed that she was no longer chatting as frequently as she was used to doing on her flashy
phone and I asked why. She told me that Salim, her fiancé had a very nasty experience on account of
chatting and that experience settled her once and for all to become a changed person.
The Life Changer Chapter nine (9) by Khadija Abubakar Jalli
It was not too long ago that Salim bought his first smartphone. It was the Samsung brand and it had this
wide screen that responded to a stylus touch well as the fingers of the owner. They called it the Note
Series. It was really unique and he was so proud of it. Of course, it was expensive. But for someone
whose marriage had not been fixed, even Salma herself encouraged him to enjoy his money before
marriage responsibilities ensnared him.
He hearkened to her advice and said he was going to use the phone. He discovered several dating sites
and downloaded the applications. In the beginning Salma was not aware of this. The social media was
awash with many of these chat rooms and all one needed to do was to download the application of a
particular chat group and one would be linked up to whoever one desired.
Salim was into all conceivable instant and distant relationship social outlets. I think they still abound. He
was on Facebook, Tweeter, Instagram, WhatsApp, Badoo, 2Go, WeChat all these plus so many others
that Salma could not remember their names. He told her all this after his nasty experience.
One day, Salim had gone to his friend, Lawal, all excited, and told him he had a new girlfriend.
Lawal was sitting in the living room watching his inevitable wrestling programme. He muted the sound
from the remote control in his hand to better listen to his friend.
“Salim, I don’t know what is wrong with you. You have Salma as fiancée and now you are talking about a
girlfriend. What kind of life is this?”
“Point of correction, my friend. Salma is technically my wife. We are just waiting for the day to be fixed.
But you know man must be allowed some moment of unchecked rascality before becoming another
woman’s personal property or slave.”
“I guess you found yet another girl that seems to catch your fancy. Where you meet her? She must be a
quintessential beauty for you to go on about her did like this. Have I met her before?”
“My friend, stop joking. You have not met her before. But you will now.
See? Come and have a look.” Salim brought out his phone and showed a particular
picture to Lawal.
“You did not tell me you now like Indian women.” Lawal said.
“You see? She is that beautiful. She is not Indian. She said she is Fulani.”
“When did you see her?”
Salim hesitated and shrugged. “I did not really meet her physically. But we have been chatting for over
one week now.”
“And you are convinced that she is who she has claimed to be?”
“Sure. Why should I doubt that?”
“She gave me her phone number. And I gave her mine. And by God she has
such a beautiful voice. Voice befitting a princess?”
“And how does the voice of a princess sound?”
“Look here my friend, are you accompanying me to see her or not?”
“Me? To accompany you to see a person you have never met before and yet you want to make your
girlfriend? What do I tell Salma? No. Go and see her first. Subsequently, we can go together.”
Salim looked at Lawal like he was going to strangle him. But suddenly, he saw the wisdom in what his
friend said. What if they went and on seeing her she turned out different from what they thought? Or,
worse, what if she saw him in real life and decided she did not like what she saw? That could really be
embarrassing if your friend was with you.
He went ahead to see his social media princess with whom he had been chatting for over a week
without seeing each other.
When he came back a few hours later, he met Lawal seated where he left him.several hours before. He
was watching a different film this time around. “Mr Romeo is back. Or do I call you Casanova? How did it
go, man? How is our Indian princess?”
“Hell, my friend. Are you a clairvoyant?” “No. What happened?”
“My princess turned out to be a hideously unpresentable creature. Her face…oh, my God. You were
right. It was someone else’s picture she used as her DP, her displayed picture. And that was how I was
Lawal began laughing uproariously.
“My friend, what is funny here?” Salim said when Lawal would not stop laughing.
“I thought we are supposed to be talking about our new girlfriend, not about how our princess looks.”
He laughed some more and proceeded to tell Salim some home truths about meeting a girl on the social
“You are lucky,” he said. “She even agrees to meet you. In other instances, she would so chat you up
leeringly, invitingly, making false promises until she gets you to really fall for her, then she would start
making demands. The demands begin from something as menial as a recharge card for her phone. Then
gradually you graduate into sending money to her account because she would have claimed to be in
another city and she wanted to come visiting. Or she would “kill” her relations and ask you to send
In another situation, she can even send you on a wild goose chase if you are that gullible. She may be
just your next door neighbour and since she knows that you do not know her she may claim to be from
Kano or Sokoto and ask you to come visiting. If you are stupid enough to go visiting, you would be
shocked that by the time you would have travelled that long distance and called her, she would say she
was not around or she had taken ill or some such nonsense. Or indeed she would just refuse to pick your
call. Or, if you persist, she will just switch off her phone. “The other extreme, and this one is really funny,
is when you befriend a lady based on the picture displayed and she turned out to be a man! Here, all
you need to expect is extortion. And in this time when kidnapping has become so rampant and
unchecked, you need to be careful. They may well take you and ask for ransom which nobody can pay.”
Lawal paused in his admonition and looked at Salim who seemed to be lost in his thought.
“What is wrong, man?” he asked.
“There is something I have not disclosed to you before. It is something you have said just now about
kidnapping. I have a genuine cause to thank God”
“We all do, my friend, we all do.”
“No. You do not understand. This my ugly princess was not the first case I went visiting. Maybe you did
not wonder why I insisted you should follow me to see her for the first time and why I insisted on seeing
her in the afternoon.”
“No, I did not bother to think about that.”
“Well, there was an antecedent. As I said, she was not the first. I was so ashamed to tell you about this
experience that happened about a month ago. At the time it was frightening, later when I was free, it
became disgraceful for me to even talk about it. But now that you seem to know all about social media
relationships I can tell you about Natasha.”
“Yes. Natasha. She lives in the university town near Lafayette. I do not know for sure whether she is a
bona fide student or is just claiming to be one. You know one thing with this social media, it appears
more untruths are being aired unchecked than factual stories. In any case, Natasha sent me a friend
request and I accepted.
Then we started chatting. As I was going through the pictures she uploaded, I was convinced that she
was the one because the pictures were many and they all looked like her. What should have been
worrisome to me was ironically what intrigued me and I wanted to get to know her more closely. More
than half of the pictures were semi-nude and extremely attractive.
And she had such seductive language that breaks down any man’s wall of resistance. When you add the
deliberately sexy language with the sexier pictures, you have a recipe for disaster which few men could
resist. So when she invited me to come visiting I did not hesitate.
“She described their house to me which she said was at the back of the school. However, she said, she
would not be allowed to come out in the afternoon. She insisted that I should come between eight and
nine in the evening. In the night actually.
“When I set off to visit, I called her as I approached the school. She answered at once and was giving me
directions on how to reach the location with ease. I could have sworn I heard male voices in the
background, but I did not give much thought to that. I drove my car slowly down the alley she described.
Any time my mind told me to reconsider my decision and go back I would look at her half naked pictures
and the devil would win.
“I followed the description till I came to a place where there was very little illumination and she asked
me to stop there. I turned on my full light on and saw that the place was actually a cul-de-sac.
Characteristically, you know, I always parked my car military style fashion. This simply means that
whenever I reached my destination and my route back entailed turning and going the way I came, I
would do this manoeuvre and park my car facing the direction I would go when leaving. That way I did
not have to waste time. I would just enter and drive off. That parking is called military parking in
Nigerian parlance. So I manoeuvred the car to face where I was coming from.
“Even as I was trying to rn, she called to find out if I was leaving. I said I was just parking.
“And Natasha came out.
“She was even more beautiful than she appeared in her pictures. And she sure looked inviting. She was
highly endowed and she had no qualms about flaunting those endowments. It was all I could do sto look
away from her exposed cleavage. The moon was playing pranks with my sight for she looked infinitely
more alluring than I thought she was going to be in real life. I motioned her to come in. She declined and
said she was going to be just fine standing by my side. I was in my father’s SUV, that Sport Utility Vehicle
which everyone called jeep around here.
“It was all well with me because from where she stood, I was afforded a better view of her frontal
display. I was drooling over this when I heard the passenger door of my car open! I turned to see a very
hefty stranger pointing a gun at me.
“The shock was so great that I did not hear when the second person entered my car from behind. I was
petrified with fear.
‘Do not say a word,’ the man with a gun said. ‘Just hand over the car keys and come to the back seat.
Don’t even bother removing the key. Leave it in the ignition.’
“I moved to the back seat.
‘And you, ashawo,’ he addressed Natasha, ‘join your husband at the back.’
“Natasha followed, her body shaking, and she was whispering, ‘Please don’t hurt him. And you my dear,
give them whatever they want. Please do not shoot us.’
“Of course I noticed the self-distancing in her first sentence. Don’t hurt him. My eyes instantly cleared. I
knew instantly that she was part of the conspiracy. She was the bait used to lure susceptible men into
dark alleys. But my realization helped me nothing since I was held at the point of a gun.
“The only thing I could say was from God we came and unto Him is our returning. This is the standard
prayer in the face of any calamity. I kept reciting that till the man with the gun shouted at me to stop or
he would waste me. I was shivering from head to foot. But they did not notice. The man’s vocabulary
seemed to consist of only one word, waste. I was instinctively beginning to have a wasteful idea myself.
“He instructed his companion whom he addressed as Roger to start the car. Strangely enough the car
would not start. He did his best but the car would not start.
“They did all they could but the car would not budge. Obviously it was the car they wanted. But I was
also sure they would not hesitate to shoot me if I gave them the slightest opportunity. When the car
refused to pick after the third attempt, I was asked to start it.
“I was bemused to see that when I sat behind the driving wheel, I touched the gear lever and discovered
that it was still engaged. Since the car was an automatic transmission, the ignition would not pick so
long as the gear is engaged. But I was still rattled, thinking for a way out without getting myself killed.
Meanwhile, the robber with the gun kept threatening me to start the car or he would splash my brains
across the dashboard and the windshield.
I returned the lever to Park and turned on the ignition. The car started. Then I was ordered to come back
to the back seat while the other fellow drove. He went and sat behind the wheel and attempted to
engage gear. Again the gear lever proved uncooperative. Tried as he could, the car would not move. ‘Let
this lover boy drive the car himself to the office.’
“I did not know what they were talking about. But from the moment I once again sat behind the wheel,
there was only one thought; escape or death. I started driving slowly then when I came near another
turn which they said led to their office and instructed me to take that turn, I ignored them. The man
with the gun kept threatening he would waste me if I did not turn. Impulsively, I decided to waste all of
us in the car. I pressed hard on the accelerator pedal and the car gathered momentum and flew ahead. I
did not stop till I came to an intersection about three hundred metres later.
“My stopping was not borne out of any rational decision to obey traffic regulation. Indeed, at that
moment when I neared the intersection, I did not know whether I was the one on the narrow road
linking to the major road or vice versa. The very self-preservation instinct that made me to drive at such
a break-neck speed with the robbers inside the car was the same impulsive decision that made me to
pause and look if there was a vehicle coming from my either side.
I swerved to the right when I saw that the only vehicle coming was from my left. As I swerved, my right
front wheel got momentarily stuck in the mud but I accelerated and it became unstuck. While this was
going on, I looked to my right and discovered that the man wielding the gun earlier had disappeared
from the vehicle. I turned around. There was nobody at the back seat either. Roger and Natasha seemed
to have disappeared into thin air.
“Thereafter I drove steadily, but my heart was palpitating, till I reached home.”
“What happened to them?”
“To God who made me, I do not know. My guess is they must have jumped out and disappeared into the
darkness, no doubt after sustaining bruises. The thought of going to the police crossed my mind the next
day but I said to hell with it. Since I was alive and healthy, why would I add police wahala to my life? No.
I said let them go. One day would come when they would be caught in their shady and wicked game.”
Lawal looked at Salim and said, “You are really a wonderful guy.”
“Why, because I did not tell anyone?”
“No, because you still had the heart to engage another Facebook friend in another chat.”
“You mean my ugly princess? Don’t worry it won’t happen again.”
And it never happened again. Shortly after that incident which he narrated to Lawal, Salim got engaged
Teemah turned her chair and looked at Omar. “So, Mr Smartphone, you have heard what you are
getting yourself into. Even older people who had more sense than you escaped the evil of social media
by the skin of their teeth. What guarantee do you have that you would be good?”
“Omar, I do not have anything against your phone. You deserve it. Just be careful about the negative
effect of the social media.
“I will, Mum, I will.”
“So would you tell Teemah not to be in a hurry to tell Dad?”
“I have a better idea,” I said.
“What is it, mummy?” all the girls asked as in a chorus. “We will tell Daddy together. We sit here and
wait for him to come back and as soon as he enters we would all jump and let the news come out loudly
that Omar has gotten admission. That way he would be so excited whatever you ask, you would get.”
“That is superb. You really know your man.” The girls said all excited
“We will wait for Daddy,” I said.
So we all remained seated there under the tree, waiting for Daddy.
End of the JAMB Novel: The Life Changer by Khadija Abubakar Jalli
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